kylie

Ask me if I care #jbz UML'17

[kylie @Get_Lowee]

Note to drunk self: Do not let your waiter add you as a friend on Facebook

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

No body:

My bedroom fan that's been running on high nonstop for 3 years

[bear @iamblackbear]

i came
i saw
i had anxiety so i left

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I'd be so mad if I had to cry AND walk up those steps. #TheBachelorette

[Kelsey @notorious_KRG]

When you ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time and you still dont understand what they said

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Me trying to decide how I feel about Greg this episode #TheBachelorette

[jeffrey @dccised]

The cashier at Trader Joe’s asked me if I worked at Equinox because I was wearing an Equinox T-shirt and I said, “No, but thank you for thinking I’m fit enough to be a personal trainer!” and she said, “They have cleaning staff too.”

[JP @jpbrammer]

when I leave the Zoom and my smile disappears I do feel like a serial killer

[Katie Thurston @katiethurston]

People who deal with #Crypto are just like people who do CrossFit. They won’t stfu about it. #cryptocurrency

[Dr. Clayton Forrester @DrClaytonForre1]

100 year old rhododendron and the woman who planted it.

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

"I'm gonna treat myself" -- me (who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything)

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

I love this view.

❤

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

It fucking sucks that Harry Potter and the Wizarding World isn’t real

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

People think they’re performing stand up when it’s time to write a Venmo description

[ya libra @karrreyy]

unpopular opinion: properly made carrot cake is the most elite cake flavor
*end scene*

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

They don’t make men like this anymore