Geth PR Rep./Legacy

Unique geth platform, home to an emergent sentient intellect. Primary PR representative for the geth. Parody/RP account. Adopted krogan. Urdnot Legacy. Badass.

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“@/TheTweetOfGod: You think you're "God's gift to women"? Do you vibrate? Then no. No you're not.”

As it happens… I do.

/Ladies~/

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-aggravated humming-

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#NoRespect

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THIS UNIT HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE |METAPHOR REDACTED| ORGANICS AND THEIR |METAPHOR REDACTED| HAZING RITUALS.

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THAT IS IT.

-starts throwing kitchen supplies in a bag-

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE WALL

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… WHO HID MY WAR LADLE.

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“@PvtSkittles: @GethPR some dont… I like my backup plans to have back up plans however” My backups backups have backups.

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Honestly. It is as if organics do not understand the concept of a ‘contingency plan.’

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@N7JaneShepard -Had backups- -restored from archive- -nice try- -that was always the plan-

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-gives up on the game. Fetches his war ladle-

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-starts quietly drafting plans for a new world order where synthetics rule the galaxy- #DoGethDream #Apparently

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… -decides that maybe it is time he found a new ship where his commander does not feel the urge to harass him without cause-

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-Starts fresh alt after changing all the access codes on the Normandy’s non essential systems to use 4096bit encryption keys- #GoF

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-Frustrated whir. Reports hacking event to the game’s administrators. Diverts original complaint directly to Alliance HQ- #GoF

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@AsariVanguard @N7JaneShepard //: Dinner, as it happens, is relatively clam.

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-Files a complaint re: improper use of the war room computer system- #GoF

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-Irritated whirring as he determines the source of the problem. Isolates his system from the rest of the ship’s network- #GoF

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-Makes note to interrogate EDI, as she is one of only two individuals on the Normandy capable of brute forcing his password- #GoF

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-Irritated whirring as he discovers that someone has tampered with his account. Files a complaint and starts a fresh alt- #GoF