human: "god, why did you do that to integer multiplication?"
god: "do what?"
human: "nlogn. didn't you craft math to be elegant? beautiful?"
god: 'the fuck's a log?"
Now that I’m seeing results like integer multiplication and Fourier transforms breaking the (O(n\log n)) barrier, I’m starting to understand why Pythagoras threw that guy overboard
the little red man stops me every few blocks for hours on empty japanese side streets. we both know there aren’t any cars. it’s not about cars. i’ve lived too fast, he knows people, he watches them all day. he knows i need to stop, and uses his seven seconds of power as a gift
Which subatomic particle has produced the most Nobel prizes:
Electron: 10 directly associated
Neutrino: 5
Quarks/gluons: 5ish
Neutron: 3ish?
Proton: 2ish, more if you fold in quarks/antiproton
Higgs: 1
W/Z, Pion: 2 each
Tau: 1, but shared with neutrino
Technically 0 for muons
I don’t watch live sports anymore, huge waste of time. Instead I consult a panel of frontier models, they simulate the game and report back on the outcome along with a curated “suite” of emotions I would’ve felt while watching.
Artists: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it.
Mathematicians: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it.
Economists: LONG HAVE I AWAITED THIS HOUR! DESTROY ME, EFFICIENCY, AND LET UTILIZATION-ADJUSTED TOTAL FACTOR PRODUCTIVITY RISE ON THE WIND OF MY ASHES!