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I like to eat pop tarts and go to walmart drunk.

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.@amandabynes Gurl I could sew you in some hella sexy weave

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I'm not allowed to poop at @Walmart anymore cause apparently chicken grease clogs da pipes

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Hello from the double wide @Adele

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I bet @HillaryClinton pussy smell like the dumpster behind an @Applebees in July

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Drunk at Home Depot pretendin to be an ostrich. Cluckin at people and yellin brick squaaddd. lol

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I always keep an extra @tacobell Quesalupa in my titty crack for emergencies

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I'm back sluts

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I just punched a bitch in the titty cuz she cut me in line at Zaxby's

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I went swimmin and da pool overflowed

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I just cut a bitch at Waffle House. Dumb slut burned my sausage and wouldn't make me more for free because I "ate it" #smh

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I can't decide if I wanna name my baby Mersaydeez, Landroverneisha, Lincolniqua, or ShaLexus

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Some birds done built a nest up in my weave. I would get rid of dem but they super cute... And they aggressive as fuk.

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It's summer time bitches! You know what dat means? MY TITTIES ARE EXPOSED AND FLAPPIN IN DA BREEZE

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Yo sometimes I just like to get hella high and go stare at all tha ceiling fans at Home Depot

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I get offended as fuck when people only open da first parts of my snapchat story? Like am I boring or somethin? Da fuk?

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Yo shoutout to cows for lettin us drink they titty milk

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Just spent $83 at @TacoBell #stacksondeck #GetRight

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Bout to do a dump 'n dash in a flower pot at da @Walmart garden center lol

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Just used my titty as a toilet plunger

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I had to go ta church taday to beg god for forgiveness ahead uf time because Ima be knockin sum bitches out dis week #finals