Jeremy Guyette

Luckiest man on the face of the earth

[Jeremy Guyette @Ghetto_Booty14]

I was on the elevator up to my room right after a run and a guy gets on and looks at me and goes:

"Is it raining outside?"

Me:

[Red Hot Chili Peppers @ChiliPeppers]

Breaking News out of the KHOT News Room

[Jeremy Guyette @Ghetto_Booty14]

Based on Israel's walk-in I'd leave the ring if I were Vettori 😂😂 #UFC263

[Jeremy Guyette @Ghetto_Booty14]

@Nnova14 So tough but so dumb

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Man finds out he’s getting a new lung

[Will Zalatoris @WillZalatoris]

If you’re ever in need of a caddie again let me know. I’ll be better this time. I’m always available for you, Mr. Gilmore.

[Jeremy Guyette @Ghetto_Booty14]

@TheRealMerb I will give you my left achilles tendon (it's my good one) and a cup off coffee. Your move.

[JT @jtlabuff]

MONDAY

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

doesn’t have to be today or even tomorrow but eventually i’m gonna need some answers on this https://t.co/M24yUwD7fT

[☻ @lollllllhey]

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

me trying to follow the hostess to my table at the Cheesecake Factory

[Jeremy Guyette @Ghetto_Booty14]

@peterk_32 @theonlyeilerman @Mattsayssup Mellifluous, Discombobulated, and Plethora all have a seat at this table ... huge huge fan of Fugazi tho.

[Jeremy Guyette @Ghetto_Booty14]

Aka... Why we are so polarized to the extreme. Just go watch "The Social Dilemma". Alright see yuh never.

[Jeremy Guyette @Ghetto_Booty14]

In light of today's events here's a friendly reminder...

Social media & the regular media are both BUSINESSES with owners who back whatever political party or situation will help them get more... MONEY. Media is about getting and maintaining your attention not informing.

[🅱️ @lilkjay12]

My biggest problem is that I always wanna know why.

[Estrodog @Estrod0g]

Someone call a vet this cat is SICK

[Chris Lindstrom @C_Lindstrom63]

Retweet equals a vote! #ProBowlVote Chris Lindstrom