Ghost Chain News

breaking news, but mostly parody as well as some outright fake news on chains nobody uses

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IMAGINE:

-BEING TRIGGERED BY ALGORAND

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NEW: INSTEAD OF WHITELISTING ADDRESSES ON XRP U CAN NOW JUST SAY "NO CREDENTIAL NO INBOX BRO"

DUSTING ATTACK AVERTED PHEW

[Mayukha Vadari @msvadari]

Deposit Authorization + Credentials = Enhanced Compliance

The XRPL’s Deposit Authorization lets accounts control who can send funds to them.

Previously, users could only whitelist specific addresses. Now, instead of manually approving each sender, an account can now require credentials (e.g., KYC verification) before allowing incoming transactions.

This ensures compliance at the protocol level, without revealing personal data.
https://t.co/ZihFt2sHGt

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

NEW: XRP CREDENTIALS ALLOWS PPL TO ISSUE ACCEPT OR REVOKE TRANSACTIONS 2 PPL FOR TRUST & OR SAFETY

U DONT KNOW IF U TRUST MAYUKHA VADARI SENDING U GAS MONIES

ASK HER 4 CREDENTIAL WOW

NOW UR COMPLIANT WITH THE LAWS BRO DANG

[Mayukha Vadari @msvadari]

What are Credentials?

Credentials are a new ledger object that allows for issuing, accepting, revoking, and using credentials - all on the XRPL, and without exposing any personal data.

It integrates with Deposit Authorization so accounts can require credentials before accepting transactions.
https://t.co/sRIvw3ljyp

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

BREAKING: XRP CREDENTIALS ARE COMING TO YOU GUESSED
IT XRP WOW UR SMART

IT HAS EVERYTHING

KYC COMPLIANCE
AML COMPLIANCE
SOMEONE NAMED MAYUKHA
PRIVACY
ACCEPT OR REJECT A CREDENTIAL
INSTITUTIONAL WOW

EVERYTHING U GUYS WOW

[Mayukha Vadari @msvadari]

Credentials are coming to the XRPL!

This new feature enables secure, lightweight identity verification, helping institutions meet KYC/AML compliance without sacrificing privacy or decentralization.

Let’s dive in… 🧵
https://t.co/HjqtS31ZXG

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

@MoonAlgo wab does on every day except the sabbath

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BREAKING: ETHEREUM GAS CURRENTLY LESS THAN CARDANO OMFG AWOOGA WOOGA WOOGA ETH IS COOKED WOOOOOOOAH AHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEE YOWZA

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: ETHEREUM AVG. GAS PRICE DROPS BELOW 1 GWEI, TO $0.06

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

@brogletroll nothing

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

NEW: ANYTHING IS BUILT ON SOMETHING

[MJ.algo 🇺🇸 @AlgoFamily]

New project alert: @anything! Built on Algorand

I got to see their new platform in action yesterday. Super sleek user interface, and achieves so much all in one package.

Profile pages, launchpad, NFTs, payments, and so much more.

They're looking for beta testers soon. $algo

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

NEW: THE XRPL DIDNT GO DOWN YOU JUST COULDNT SEND OR RECEIVE YOUR MONEY FOR A PERIOD OF TIME ITS TOTALLY NOT THE SAME THING SAYS TIPPY FODDER

[Tippy Fodder @AlmostRealChris]

No the XRPL didn't go down

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

NEW: UNISWAP TO SHORT 1.2 $ETH

[Uniswap @Uniswap]

“It Just Works”

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

NEW: BURWICK LAW DGAF IF YOUR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT "WASNT INTENDED" DANG U GET EM TOP DAWGS

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🚨 JUST IN: Pumpdotfun hit with cease & desist from Burwick Law, ordered to remove 200+ IP-infringing memecoins.

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

MONKO TEACHES ANOTHER MONKO WTF CTO JOHN WOODS MEANT BY "ZKP BASED PRIVACY COINS" ON $ALGO CHAIN

[monko 🐝 @Real_monko]

@FlawdaFrog @JohnAlanWoods @d3jok3r @AlgoingUp @Algorand Be. ZK. 🐝🧠

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

BREAKING: $XRP

[Xaman® Wallet 🪝 @XamanWallet]

🚨 The XRPL Ledger is currently halted, with ledgers not being validated.

@XamanWallet app remains fully operational, but transactions on XRPL are not going through.

We are monitoring the situation closely and will provide updates as soon as we have more clarity.

Stay tuned.

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

@Milksack_algo ghostie bored 👻😴 going back 2 slep

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BREAKING: APTOS $APT GETS CCTP BEFORE ALGORAND $ALGO WOW JOHN WOODS THAT MUST STING OWIE ZOWIE

[Circle @circle]

CCTP is now live on @Aptos!

Developers and their users can now transfer USDC securely between 10 blockchains with 1:1 capital efficiency.

With CCTP, you can:
💸Enable cross-chain onboarding for your app by allowing USDC deposits directly from Ethereum and more.
⚖️Meet withdrawal demand for USDC on Aptos on your exchange by rebalancing 1:1 with CCTP behind the scenes.
✨Accept USDC payments for your marketplace from multiple blockchains. Users never need to think about what blockchain they hold USDC.

CCTP uses a native burn-and-mint process to securely move USDC from one blockchain to another.

With no need to lock up liquidity or rely on third-party fillers, CCTP maximizes capital efficiency and minimizes trust assumptions.

Powering 90 unique routes:
With the addition of Aptos, CCTP can facilitate USDC transfers in a many-to-many fashion between Aptos, @arbitrum, @avax, @base, @ethereum, @noble_xyz, @Optimism, @0xPolygon PoS, @solana, and @SuiNetwork.

Dozens of apps, wallets, bridges, exchanges, and more support CCTP, including:

Wormhole 🤝 CCTP
@wormhole enables developers to integrate CCTP into their Aptos apps with Wormhole Connect – a customizable widget for seamless cross-chain transfers: https://t.co/vyJX1tpK7s

Portal 🤝 CCTP
@portalbridge_ supports CCTP on Aptos with its integration of Wormhole Connect to deliver fast and easy USDC transfers to users: https://t.co/pXHhuhZjAr

Ecosystem apps using Wormhole Connect including @AriesMarkets, @CellanaFinance, @EchelonMarket, @EchoProtocol_, @Meso_Finance, @PontemNetwork (Liquidswap), @ThalaLabs, and @VibrantXFinance are now live with CCTP routes for Aptos.

Start building with CCTP on Aptos: https://t.co/t4PDDEa8Cs

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

REOCCURRING X SPACES "PARC AFTER DARK" TO BE RENAMED "PORK AFTER DORK" BECAUSE CEO SLOPPY PIG FELT LEFT OUT OH DANG SOMETIMES WE ALL NEED A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION & AFFECTION IN THIS HARSH COLD WORLD MAN MIGHT WE SUGGEST THERAPY INSTEAD OF RENAMING A WHOLE PODCAST DANG UGH AHHHHHH

[Pixel Ape Rowboat Club (PARC) @ApeRowboatClub]

PARC after DARC ep. 33 live TONIGHT @ 9pm EST!! 🌉🐵

🍺 Drinks
🏆 Giveaways
🎙️ Conversation

🎥Live on Twitch:
https://t.co/P8LZOCdJOg

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

ok it was actually page five

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

BREAKING: RIPPLE NAME DROPS FIRST LEDGER ON PAGE 768 WOW HOW NEAT COOL TEAMWORK

[First Ledger @First_Ledger]

Momma we made it🙏

Ty for the shoutout @Ripple 😘
https://t.co/WibkE9beyt

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BREAKING: ARITHMOPHOBIC BROGLE AND HIS HOMIES HATE ANY NUMBER FOLLOWED BY EIGHTEEN ZEROS

[Brogle 🚩🚩🚩 @brogletroll]

As long it’s not exa. Anything but exa.

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

BREAKING: CHARLES HOSKINSON MAKING ONE HUNDRED LIFETIMES WORTH OF MONEY WILL SAVE CARDANO GOVERNANCE ACCORDING TO CHARLES HIMSELF

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

@FredGregaard @terpytimes I have plenty of money. More than you'll have in a 100 lifetimes. You'd be a lot more effective if you didn't hide behind someone else's face and had the courage to post under your own name.

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

BREAKING: BROGLE GENTLY NUDGES ALGORAND USERS TO MOVE THEIR NFT LISTINGS TO ZESTBLOOM

[Brogle 🚩🚩🚩 @brogletroll]

STOP LISTING ON RAND YOU FOOLS

[Ghost Chain News @GhostChainNews]

WOW ALGO CHAIN TO BE ADDED TO A LIST NO ONE READS NEATO MISSION ACCOMPLISHED TEAM LETS GO HOME

[MJ.algo 🇺🇸 @AlgoFamily]

Just in: @coingecko adds $ALGO to the #RWA category! 🔥

Now both @CoinMarketCap and @coingecko list Algorand where it rightfully belongs. Real World Assets