Adam (Hiatus)

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[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

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[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

He's feeling old.

...can he still feel old when dead?

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

Seeing as the other man was powering through his glass, Adam did his best to start catching up, quickly following Beej's words with larger sips.

"Sure you were." His words gently playful.

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

While Adam was savoring and waxing sentimental, Beetlejuice had already swallowed more than half his glass. But he didn’t finish it yet because he was being classy.

“Y’know I was just thinking the same thing…”

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

Taking a sip, savoring the first taste and mulling it over before swallowing, the brunet watched the other ghost and smiled. As terrible as he could be, the demon definitely had his moments of being a sweetheart.

"Mmmm, this is quite nice."

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

Or like getting impaled through the chest by a moody teenager. Yeah, lots of shit happens.

“I’ll drink to that!” Beetlejuice chimes, clinking his glass against Adam’s before going in for a generous gulp of wine.

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

"My pleasure, Mr Juice."

Giving the other a smile as he took the Sip happens glass, he gave a small shrug.

Shit does happen. Like falling through floorboards.

"To trying new things."

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

Of course not. Who puts a cocktail umbrella in wine? He’s saving those for mixed drinks later…

Putting a finger to his lips, he deliberates over his choices for a moment before selecting the #GirlBoss glass.

“Why thank you, Adam.”

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

Christ, this man was just a walking talking bar. What was next? Some cocktail umbrellas and a coconut?

Doing his best to pour from the broken bottle, Adam filled both glasses with what was left before placing it off to the side.

"Alright, take your pick."

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

Oh no don’t bother yourself I have some.

*He reaches into his inner breast pocket and pulls out two novelty wine glasses. One that says “Sip Happens” and one that says “#GirlBoss”, respectively. Don’t ask how much glassware he keeps in his pockets*

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

*flinching a little at the sudden smashing of glass against the tabletop, the stunned ghost took the bottle back from Beej, some wine dribbling down over his fingers*

Ahh...that works too, I suppose. I'll get some glasses...

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

Nope.

*Beetlejuice pawed the bottle away from Adam and smacked the neck against a nearby tabletop, shattering the top clean off, before handing it back.*

You wanna pour?

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

That is something we can agree on.

*taking the bottle from the demon, he paused and looked at the pocket that had just produced the shattering sound.*

Wouldn't happen to have a corkscrew on you?

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

It’s a 2013. That was a good year.

*He waggles the bottle of red out towards Adam, dropping the white back into his pocket, followed moments later by the distant clatter of broken glass*

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

*of course he had bottles on him, he should have known better*

I'm normally a chardonnay man, but I could be tempted by the merlot.

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

*Shuffles his hands into both coat pockets and pulls them out with a bottle in each*

Red or white?

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

Because i said so. Or at least pour me a glass of wine first.

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

why

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

I think you might have to use your imagination for this one, Beej.

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

I need to know 👀

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

👀

Shhhhhhhh. No one needs to know about the things I can do with my mouth.

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

No need to backtrack, Adam. I know all about how your mouth is with hard things.

I mean head. And hard things.

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

I'm sorry, I'm trying.

It's just hard to get my mouth around things-

No. Wait. I meant head around things!

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

See now I feel like we’re backtracking a little but it’s fine we’ll work on it

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

If I keep it up, then it won't be spontaneous

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

Keep it up and that’s not the only thing that’s gonna be hurting 😩💦

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

Thank you.

It sort of hurt my hand a little though...

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

And you’re doing a fantastic job.

No notes.

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

I was trying to be more spontaneous...

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

😏😏😏

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

👀👀👀

[Beetlejuice @Ghost_w_theMost]

Harder.

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

Spanks @Ghost_w_theMost's butt

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

@Ghost_w_theMost Use me then. Put me to work. These hands are ready to make icing.

[Adam (Hiatus) @GhostDadStuff]

@Ghost_w_theMost I can offer you two