Ghost of John Wesley

I started the Methodist Movement. I was born June 17, 1703. I Died March 2, 1791. Came back from the dead. It's gonna be a long after life.

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

For any church leaving the #umc now is your golden opportunity to name your church First Trinity Bethel Untied Methodist church. #YoureWelcome

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

Maybe all those times you “accidentally” typed Untied Methodist Church, you weren’t wrong, you were just ahead of your time. #umc #UntiedMethodist

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

Well, it’s time to admit it. The United Methodist Church is going down in Cross and Flames. #umc #methodist

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

Smoking meth and posting Bible verses does not make you a Methodist.
#sorrynotsorry #umc

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

I think I’m going to have to ask Paul to write the United Methodist church a “Letter”.
#umc #teamJesus #Youarentlistentomesoimbringinginthebigguns #Idontcarethatittookyoutoolongtoreadthehashtags

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#sejumc Do you want to be denied communion, because this is how you get denied communion. #umc

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I move to make a motion that we form a committee to took at motions made that are sent to committees with resolution to amend the committees motion. #umc #sejumc #ThisIsHowWeDoThings

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

@wjumc And here I thought the #sejumc was going to be the craziest one.

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@BlairTStowe Sounds like I need to make a trip up there too. #umc

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@weston_nm That and an uncontrollable desire to slap Charles.

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@weston_nm Somehow I doubt you’re done with the foolishness. #sejumc

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Ya’ll startin’ to get a little hangry #sejumc #umc

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

@BarstoolHolston It’s the face I’m making now…

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

#SEJUMC I’m over here sleeping in my grave and all of a sudden I’m spinning over like a Dead or Alive record. Do not make me come over there! #umc #DaddyIsNotHappy

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

@weston_nm You see what had happen was…

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The last time church politics got this muddled and confusing, I had to flee Georgia and return to England. #sejumc #NoElectionForYou

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@LissaGard It’s dead serious. #DoYouSeeWhatIDidThere

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

@halehawk I’m almost to the point of casting stones.

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

#sejumc I nominated Willie Kitchen for Bishop. #AppointmentFromTheGrave #IHaveThePower #umcelections #sejumc2022

[Ghost of John Wesley @GhostJohnWesley]

#sejumc WHAT IN HOLY CONFERENCING, GOD ALMIGHTY, EVERY LASTING FATHER ARE YOU DOING!!!????? #umc