Shane "The Situation" Green

It's better to eat something that's always available when you're hungry than to depend on something that runs out early every morning. And I mean every morning.

[Shane "The Situation" Green @GhostLupe]

I am of course a pacifist and very much anti-violence

[Carl Sanz @style_mandate]

“Everybody” “Burning Up” “Borderline,” and “Lucky Star,” were heavily rotated official videos in the realtime MTV era, but not “Holiday”. There really wasn’t a standard version, although there were some television performances and rare promotional footage like this #Madonna clip

[thee norma gaggings @orphicfag]

Eating three tortilla chips for breakfast at 4 pm

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Sorry about the mess. You can just throw that stuff anywhere

[fox @isthisdreaming]

the stones dont hit the youth because you fall in love to their music drunk and sweaty. it doesnt sound that great if youre just sitting around scrolling. their music really is for like, the open air. if that makes sense. theres a few exceptions.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Going out for the night, and Rod Serling narration from the heavens started introducing me as "a vile man, one that holds no principles" who will "soon learn the most important lesson of all". Troubling.

[Solana @lily__pond]

Everyday has felt like this

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Zoe Saldana seems to be in some kind of Church of Scientology type situation but with T-Mobile

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Type of guy to like you on Hinge after heartbreak

[❦. @filmsbratz]

— a young tichina arnold, michelle weeks & tisha campbell screen test for the horror comedy film “little shop of horrors” (1986) 🪴🌷🌹🌸🌻😈 ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖𓉸ִֶָྀི ִֶָ་༘࿐

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Nobody will look back on anything. 🍄

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

hydrogen particle formed at the beginning of the universe that temporarily and unnoticeably grazed my hand in 2015

[Shane "The Situation" Green @GhostLupe]

Google Gemini just called me skinny fat

[Grace @gracecamille_]

@farmingandJesus I have been a spinal surgeon for 34 years and worked with much worse cases. While it would have been a long road to recovery, I can say with 100% certainty that Charlie Kirke would still be with us if it weren't for the impulsive (possibly malicious) actions of these men.

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 14,1947

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Nancy
Ernie Bushmiller 01.31.52

[Shub @shub0414]

Bruh, who tf Claude think he is

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[roger is OPEN 4 WORK @illuteridae]

shmancy 6/29/26

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

Redundant to say because Bushmiller was doing the strip for 40 years, but; hadn't seen this one before