Disco Potato

A civilized slut for the modern era #notapornbotiswear
starving artist extraordinaire

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The wazoo?

That's a weird place to put it...

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well if I'm peopling i guess i should put on pants.... https://t.co/3vBmcr3pYC

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don't upload your sex tape on the cloud.

i know this now.

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thor hands peter a beer
Thor:Excellent work man of spiders!
Tony:Thor no he's 15
Th:Oh
hands him 2 beers
Th:You are a growing boy
T:Thor no

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FETCH ME MY DOUCHEFLUTE, I FANCY A RANT

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being a smartass gets you shitty promo

... apparently XD https://t.co/wZAJYKB10J

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just so we're clear, booping someone in the nose is a bad ice breaker.

... apparently.

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@jk_rowling Im curious to the disabled in the wizarding world what happens to a wizard who lacks abilty to cast w/ a wand (somatic/kinetic)

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I'm not interested in explaining the nature of my failed marriage.

thanks for the dick pic tho.

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well you lovely ads on my social media feed, I'd love to actually invest in your product but you know...

poor.

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I'm just wondering how some of these people know how to breathe...

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you had me at "public libraries deserve to stay funded."

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welp. i guess I'll just roll over and die.

or learn how to cook under a bridge...

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my kid just asked me "did you just assume Frisk's gender?" and i don't want it to be 2017 anymore #undertale #mykidruinedit #halp

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Starbucks came to my town finally. now it smells like millenial resentment AND shame.

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so weekend twitter.
...
been a while.
you're uh... doing the same, i see...

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@GamesDoneQuick AGAIN. Spike Vegeta you HAD. ONE. JOB. #SGDQ2017

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@GamesDoneQuick SPIKE VEGETA YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! #SGDQ2017

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@GamesDoneQuick dudes. i've had a shinra tattoo for ages. the feels are intense. #ff7HYPE #SGDQ2017

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I'd filter that shit but it's like a train wreck. I can't look away.

Mostly because I'm in that train.