A.

I have a degree in tweetology

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

David WHO

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

Dua Lipa ends ties with her manager David Levy over his support for Israel.

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

I don't even want to imagine where we could've been today if not for RDZ

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree deal to appoint Roberto De Zerbi as new head coach, here we go!

Story revealed yesterday now confirmed as De Zerbi has accepted #THFC job with IMMEDIATE effect.

Five year deal set to be signed as De Zerbi decides to accept this challenge.

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

BRO 😭

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

The sheer amount of great signings we could potentially make means we're in for another roller coaster of a season

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

🥇🚨💣| #Tottenham want Mateus Fernandes AND Sandro Tonali! @David_Ornstein

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

I think next we should go for savinho or a striker , then a midfielder (preferably wharton)

[Joost Blaauwhof @joost_blaauwhof]

NIEUWS: Jan Paul van Hecke is door de medische keuring van Tottenham Hotspur gekomen. De verdediger van het Nederlands elftal kreeg van de Londenaren in Kansas City groen licht om over te komen van Brighton & Hove Albion. 100% DONE DEAL. Zo meer @VI_nl 🚴‍♂️✔️🤑

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

Wowzers , I'll miss it though..

[📞 @szyexcl]

van hecke will be officially announced as a #thfc player this evening.

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

Why can't school and junior college timings be set to 9AM-3PM????

This sleep-at-12-wake-up-at-6 cycle is killing me

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

Have fun with that final picture guys

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Working towards matchday 2️⃣ in Kansas City! 🇳🇱

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

#Whoremembers

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

im crying man 😭😭 spence said “what fam!” to cucurella had him shook 😭😭

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

I'm DEAD 😭

[Central do Braga @CentralDoBrega]

Mbappé: 2 gols
Haaland: 2 gols
Messi: Hat-trick

CR7 contra o Congo:

[Chef. Sarrpreme2.0 @SB8308715342770]

Daniel Levy’s last 4 Centre Back signings:

Dragusin £28m
Takai £5m
Phillips £2m
Danso £18m

£53m total

Roberto De Zerbi’s First 2 Centre Back signings:

Senesi Free
Van Hecke £52m

£52m total

Danso represents value for money but Levy wouldn’t have got Van Hecke over the line period.. 😭

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

@KrrishFT How much are spurs willing to pay?

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

I'll forever envy a person who gets to do something they love to do and get paid for it

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This man Messi is the Gojo satoru of football bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

Messi still got it

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@KartiPC @NTA_Exams You should also shut down all the shopping malls since there might be a theft in one of them. And close the roads because I heard someone was speeding.

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

oh boy😭😭😭😭

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

Messi

[A. @Ghostface_ud]

A back 3 with:

•senesi as a ball playing centreback

•Van hecke as the last man

•Van de ven overlapping and bombing forward with his pace

Wow , scary stuff but not for us....

[📁 @THFC_User]

Van Hecke 2024/25 - Voted Brighton’s Player Of The Season #THFC

[ryuo @pawpflash]

i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay