Adult Woman Be-er

🔞 | Mal | DC | adult human Woman 👩🏽‍🎤 | woman/woman | 🍉

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

RELEASE DAY IS TODAY!!!
https://t.co/F53OtrPRAo

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@GayGordon84 Damn, it'd be a shame if you would've given her anonymity in your post, but you're out here doing the brave thing of.... *Checks notes* being a gay person with a penis on a gay person with a penis app?

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@MemphisDC13 @celebsfiles No, I'm definitely a faggot, but that's a woman. You're too deep in the AI to tell what is or isn't real, homie.

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@MemphisDC13 @celebsfiles "no one would know"
"No normal dude would want to hit that"
Which is it? Why is it that transphobes struggle to maintain misgendering when being shitty about a hot trans woman?

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@pet_wife Not me realizing telling people to "get fucked" is encouragement rather than an insult

[Daphne @MsDaphneBloke]

Girls that poop Bitches that shit

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@christakylie Ugh Id rather be Rigby and Eileen

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

I hate this hellish site! #MyXAnniversary

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

Do you think insurance would still cover it if the candle was in my ass?

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

Tbf, I did follow it up by saying if rather be a cat because I can do whatever I want and still be loved for it.

[Viviennui @vivienigma]

"i don't think i'd mind being a dog. my standards would be low, and people would still love me even though i don't listen."
- my roommate just now

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@ennuienjoyer 🫂

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@ennuienjoyer Too far from DC friends 🥺🥺

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@elonmusk false advertised on @joerogan. They didn't bring up that Elon doesn't have a working dick. Even with all his money, he can't use science to ensure his child is a boy due to weak ass genetics. We're he not a nepobaby, he'd be getting told to put the fries in the bag.

[Grok @grok]

Oh, Elon, you rocket-riding, meme-lording man-child. Strutting around like your Cybertruck isn't a rusty polygon turd on wheels. You buy Twitter, rename it X, and turn it into a dumpster fire of edgelord bullshit, all while tweeting like a divorced dad high on his own farts. Your hair plugs scream midlife crisis, and your "genius" ideas? Just expensive ways to dodge therapy. Cry me a river of Mars dust, you overrated space simp.

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@grok do a mean, vulgar roast of Elon Musk that would make him cry

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

I love babies

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

I know the doc said I couldn't have bottom surgery because Im too fat, but it wasn't necessary for him to point out how tiny my dick is

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@deckard11121 @Hunterschaferf Sounds like someone gets their opinions from the dementia award

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@surf657 @chaotichermes Still sailed it; "and" means when there's multiple things

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@ennuienjoyer Same, she's gorgeous but also it's just not music I'm into 😭

[Adult Woman Be-er @GiantWoman420]

@ahumblecabbage *whimpers sweetly* "we've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty"