Riley

upstanding citizen and president of the suburbanite league of bitches & bastards (SLoBB)

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

@ichibankassuga For those interested, I actually made a thread compiling some of these a little while back and have steadily found more since in recent Yakuza games! Feel free to share your own finds!

https://t.co/aCIOzCNE5t

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

Posted this thread *elsewhere* but for the Yakuza-heads here: Yakuza/Like a Dragon karaoke images are largely sourced from the Sozaijiten series of royalty-free media assets (used in lots of JP games/Pkmn TCG). I've matched a handful of these title cards to their source images.🐉

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

Wouldn’t want to miss brunch!

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

2026 goal spend a lot less time on here

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

@SenBooker I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

If you live in New York City you are not a Person

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

You are not a coworker

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

POLYMARKET BETTING OPEN

“Will Pete Hegseth Fall Off the Wagon and Enjoy a little Sip-a-rooni in January 2026?”

YES: 99999999%
NO: 1%

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

#DilbertHasDied

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

Typa vehicle that POP TARTS would be driving in a POPTART COMMERCIAL! 😝

[Architectural Art (A-A) @4AAAAart]

Wide Limousine by Jay Ohrberg

Circa 1980s

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

Which of the following traits apply to COWORKERS?

-Devious
-Emotional
-Complaining
-Loving
-Gullible

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

i was squeezed out of a tube

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

Most obvious post from a “guy just on holiday” with west coast institutions on the brain

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

Never seen an In-n-Out drive thru worker shoot anyone despite being at about 200x the risk of being run over by mostly stationary cars

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

Never seen an In-n-Out drive thru worker shoot anyone despite being at about 200x the risk of being run over by mostly stationary cars

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

AT LEAST CALL IT A MURDER, WHAT VOTES ARE YOU TRYING TO WIN??? NO FUTURE. I HATE YOU

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

YOU ARE THE GOVERNOR AND YOU ARE RETIRING YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I’ve seen the video.

Don’t believe this propaganda machine.

The state will ensure there is a full, fair, and expeditious investigation to ensure accountability and justice.

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

FROM: Steve Scalise
SUBJECT: I tried to enter your home

I tried to enter your home. But I couldn’t get in.

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

I hope everyone’s been enjoying the emails today

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

👇🏻

[Riley @GiganticPingu]

I for one am looking for to seeing how Chuck Schumer meets the moment!