Moonificent👸🏾

in a constant state of delulu🫶🏾 🇯🇲|🇦🇬|

[cedes ‹𝟑 @c3desm]

okay

[leo (he/they) ⚢ 💌☭🔻 @dykes4julien]

i briefly died on saturday and my mom just stood over me and spammed “IN THE NAME OF JESUS” instead of, idk, calling an ambulance?? 💀😭 (my cpr-trained 16 y/o niece was there so a real nigga didn’t stay down for long but still)

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

only time i’ve seen him fold btw, it’s valid tho 😭

[Button Masher @Button__Masher]

"Sugar, We're Going Down" by Fall Out Boy on 4 Consoles

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Sesame Workshop mourns the loss of Christy Knowings, who appeared on Sesame Street alongside her brother, cast member Chris Knowings. Our deepest condolences go out to Chris and his family.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

I hope I get to see a free Palestine in my lifetime

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

For those keeping score:

Kristi Noem: out
Pam Bondi: out
Tulsi Gabbard: out
Karoline Leavitt: out

Carrying water for the patriarchy will never earn you a seat at the fucking table.

[hayden @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

Power Rangers

[angie @sweetangelette]

please use "okay" instead of "ok" cus okay is happy and ok is mean and evil

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Both ‘okay’ and ‘ok’ are oll korrect.

In the 1820s & 1830’s, it was fashionable to deliberately misspell words.

For example, ‘all right’ became ‘oll wright.’

The trend also extended to abbreviations
All correct —> oll korrect—> o.k.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is getting better treatment and better meals than members of the United States military.

[Muhammad Mazen @mhmd_s09]

Nobody's talking about Gaza anymore even though it's getting worse and worse day by day…

[moesha @yunclesage]

Just remembered the time I was eating milk n cookies in the break room at work and a nigga saw me n said “damn saint nick” 💔

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

I think surveillance and subscription culture are some of the worst aspects of living under capitalism, bring back dvds and minding your damn business

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

yeah so this is pretty much official confirmation that AI being used for mass surveillance was always the goal.

[Slimantha Morningstar🔪🕷️ @SlimThaGoddess_]

“you really funny as fuck” i know baby, go head & take em off.

[εcнσ 🫶🏽 @echoarin]

Every….thing….doesn’t….need…a…fucking…SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!

[MoneyDLuffy @kvng_chi]

Same girl. Same strength.
2018 took her face… but not her spirit.
Median’s story hits different.🥹❤️

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE IN AMERICA THAT THE MAN WHO'S IN CHARGE OF YOUR HEALTHCARE ACTUALLY TESTIFIED DURING HIS DIVORCE IN 2012 THAT HE COULDN'T AFFORD ALIMONY BECAUSE HE WAS SO BRAIN DAMAGED THAT HE COULDN'T HOLD A JOB 🙄