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@georgediano Wueh! Tonda the kidnapper is back to haunt us! 🤣 We watched him snatch Junior in that 2000s action flick while we were kids, but now life is the one kidnapping our dreams. Still betting on Aviator while Tonda roasts our "zero progress"? Dust!

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@georgediano Money was poured😂

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@georgediano Survival of the fittest is real! To our "well endowed" sisters: the world prioritizes the snapback. Even after babies, we must reclaim those curves. Don't let the slim ones dance away with the prizes while you provide "personality." Time to unfat and shine!

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@AlinurMohamed_ The Sh40 diesel hike is a death blow for the common mwananchi. When transport and food prices skyrocket while salaries stagnate, the government’s "VAT relief" feels like a cruel joke. This isn't leadership it's driving the poor into deeper misery and desperation.

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@sholard_mancity Giving "relief" with one hand while snatching double with the other isn't leadership; it’s an insult to Kenyans' intelligence. Swapping a tiny tax cut for a massive fuel hike proves this administration is economically tone-deaf and dangerously out of touch with reality!

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@georgediano Governor Kihika, this is a gross dereliction of duty. While you focus on singing, 1,000 patients are left to two doctors without medicine. This neglect is criminal. Prioritize lives over PR, Nakuru residents deserve a functional healthcare system, not empty political slogans.

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@lynn_ngugi1 A principled choice. Backing Justice Maraga is a call for constitutional integrity over political populism. We cannot build a stable economy on a fractured legal foundation. Accountability and the rule of law are the only sustainable paths to a functional, prosperous Kenya.

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@lynn_ngugi1 The only overtime they know is when the budget is being read or the cameras are live. It’s funny how 'mheshimiwa' works harder on his PR than on the actual ground. Tunachoka na hizi story za jaba the real work starts beyond the slogans!

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@HonAdenDuale Quoting Surah An-Nisa while 11B SHIF funds for the sick pull a vanishing act is peak irony. Before coming for Riggy G, show us the verse where the Quran says 'ignore the dying.' Or does the fire only burn for others?

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@Mbithe_Mulinge Life has been so tough on us especially us in early 30s cheza kiwewe even if it's just 100 bob tupate fare ya morning,🙏0704121735

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@HonAdenDuale Wueh, the irony is louder than a church PA system! You say "no" to everything else but said "yes" to 11B leaving the ministry? Warren Buffett meant saying no to distractions, not saying no to protecting our taxes! Do better, CS.

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@ahmednasirlaw Wueh, the math is not mathing! 😂 Sending Justice Njoki to the ICC while Prof. Okowa is at the ICJ is peak "shooting ourselves in the foot." We’re essentially competing against ourselves. Is this diplomacy or a domestic clear out?

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@georgediano True! We are out here fasting for a bridge when the engineer just needs a budget and a map. 😂 Prayers are great for the soul, but they won't fix the exchange rate or a leaking roof. Let’s not "God will provide" our way out of logic!

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@georgediano Wueh, things are ground-zero thick! 😂 When the President’s PA starts eyeing Turbo for "security," you know the ship is taking in water. The ground is literally running away from the government. If the inner circle is fleeing, who will switch off the lights?😂

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@micchequepod Just chilling with friends tuko gati tu

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@RodgersKipembe So watu wa murima hii inawahusu na nini gathee? Kenyans at large love development but not the other way around that you want to put it,you are the people spreading tribalism! but inaeleweka because you're in the pockets of a dieing man just chill and shut up!

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@otienowill True! Accountability is the only engine of progress. When we prioritize track records over rhetoric, we transform our democracy from a cycle of hope into a system of results. Let’s trade temporary passion for permanent progress by voting on facts.

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@amerix The more digital we become, the more valuable the physical world is. Code can’t fix a burst pipe or harvest maize. These foundational skills are the true economy always in demand, inflation proof, and impossible to automate. Mastering them is ultimate job security.

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@C_NyaKundiH Sakaja is surrendering our city on a silver platter! Devolution wasn't meant for photo ops or "handing over" mandates to a failing national government. Any MCA silent during this betrayal is complicit. Nairobi is a county, not a department of State House. Protect our resources!

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@georgediano It’s a special kind of talent to celebrate receiving food aid from a desert while our own fertile lands lie fallow due to neglect. 30 tons of dates won't hide the shame of a "breadbasket" country begging for crumbs. Shamelessness is truly a lifestyle!