Giles Coren

The Times.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

Okay, fine, sorry. I got that one wrong. Rude, disrespectful, silly. I apologise.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@HuntersofPutney @TTrevethan The best kind

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, we’re getting fucked by the Congo…

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@jg1977197770941 They always take it to pens. And the pens don’t end.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

Well this one sure divided the ones who remember the 1980s soft drink commercial from the ones who don’t… 😉

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, we’re getting fucked by the Congo…

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@Supersizer1 I’m fine luv, how are you?

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

This is the City Barge pub in Chiswick right now. What do you notice? It’s 3pm and they’re open. It’s a sunny day. Yes, that’s right; they have had to remove all of the tables and chairs outside. They have had to destroy their own business. Why? Because Rick Rowe, a Green Party councillor on Hounslow council, who lives very, very, very close to this pub and complains about it almost daily, has banned all three pubs here on strand on the Green Chiswick, from having outside tables. I can only assume he hates pubs, hates business and hates the British way of life. This would usually be buzzing with people enjoying their afternoon. However, they’re the wrong sort of people for Rick.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@_restlesswave 🤭

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@bindelj Can you imagine just how little of a shit Camilla gives about them?

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@HuntersofPutney @TTrevethan Decent effort

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@captainsooks @DominicDoherty2 Eh?

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@_restlesswave I asked someone and they said you should try to suck your own dick to see if it gives you release.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@DominicDoherty2 I bet they love it on the sly

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@DominicDoherty2 Oh right well I take it back then.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@TTrevethan 45 years mate. Thought it would never come… 😉

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@jackabouting @ddghexguu9049 You’re an idiot and obsessed with money. Too vulgar to be allowed on my feed. Sorry, sir. Got to screen you off.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

The best thing about Emma Raducanu is that she’s basically an amateur. Like something from the Edwardian age. She doesn’t earn her living playing tennis, she earns it doing other things and then plays a bit of tennis for fun. The Corinthian spirit lives!

https://t.co/oymTUY4ZH2

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@jackabouting @ddghexguu9049 Well, you misread. It is a celebration of the amateur. Amateurs are great. It means she does it for love not money.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

Don’t bugger Bognor, go there for lunch! My review of the excellent Chez Moi in Aldwick, Bognor Regis.

https://t.co/NHLqjS3cL5

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

Don’t bugger Bognor, go there for lunch! My review of the excellent Chez Moi in Aldwick, Bognor Regis.

https://t.co/NHLqjS3cL5

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@ddghexguu9049 @equality111111 @jackabouting True

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

@equality111111 @ddghexguu9049 @jackabouting Why read anything ever? Why not stay thick and bigoted?