Xander

Who ate my fucking quinoa again?!

[AB @AB84]

Now I understand why my Dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

[Xander @Gillbitch]

@FlagAndFire @grok who is this comedian

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

[Xander @Gillbitch]

@AJA_Cortes research - thanks

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

.@BillAckman: "I don't want to sit here and just be an advertisement for 𝕏, but if someone writes a profile on me in some media form, within an hour of that article coming out, I can very specifically fact-check, rebut, address the issue. Prior to 𝕏 being this neutral platform, you beg the Times for a correction, and in a few weeks, on page 43, in a place no one will read, the correction would appear. The more the public has lost confidence in conventional media, the more they will look to empirical voices in podcasting and citizen journalism on 𝕏.

The most powerful moment for me was that I truly believed that Trump had said the neo-nazis and the white nationalists were among the 'very fine people' who were protesting. It takes about two minutes to actually watch what he said and realize that he said precisely the opposite. He said I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and the white nationalists when he said, 'very fine people.'

That's the moment when you realize, oh my god, I really have been misled by the media. You look at the 60 Minutes excerpting that was done of Kamala, and you realize how much you can be manipulated, particularly by taped and excerpted media. If I'm trying to get to the truth, I want to hear the voice of the candidate, untaped, unscripted, without the teleprompter."

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

“typical tewsday yo”

i love this an abnormal amount

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Robin Williams’ emotional tribute to the American Flag leaves an entire stadium speechless — then in tears.

Is there a single Hollywood star who would give this performance today?

Legend 🇺🇸

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Just go to a state school. The premium you're paying for elite private colleges vs. the better public schools is for social clout and not the quality of the education. And that's worth a lot less now that people have figured out that elite higher ed is cringe.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Lions now have released CB Cam Sutton.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AdrianDittmann Very

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Used car CPI was swing factor: if print was negative MoM, core would have missed

[Chris Carapezza @Chris_Carapezza]

WAPO reporter doubles down: You didn’t say that you condemn white supremacy though.

She immediately regrets it.

@VivekGRamaswamy isn’t going to play the game.

[Rotoworld Football @rotoworld_fb]

Career day for Ty Chandler in OT loss https://t.co/XOOZCDU3WD

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Minnesota announces its new starting QB:

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Biden Keeps Polling Worse And Worse Vs. Trump https://t.co/PCCRgcCiXu

[TheBetterPath @TheBetterPath_]

Wake Up You Stupid Fu*k

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch Nazi https://t.co/tS68aKO1rP

[The Dad Aesthetic @TheDadAesthetic]

I'm calling for a national dad petition

Costco needs to open at 8AM on weekends

We got games, practices, activities, etc

We can't be waiting until 10AM

Let's make this happen

[Xander @Gillbitch]

Where you at @ProFootballDoc?