gilligan’s island❤️

TX• 26•Sensitive Asshole•Bartender

[gilligan’s island❤️ @GillianLaxson]

100% ME as a mom.

[how's annie? @ventriclemouse]

Dad jokes are ok but Mom Jokes are insisting that a squirrel she sees a lot is the mayor of the neighborhood and every time you talk she says "I saw the mayor today."

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

i have two moods

[Katie @lilredvaquera]

Petition to have Snoop Dog as a commentator for the NFR

[jynx @jynxbby]

fuck lemons, life be throwing watermelons at a bitch

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

GOD REDUCED YOUR CIRCLE BECAUSE HE HEARD CONVERSATIONS YOU DIDN’T.

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

Sometimes, I just look up at God & say thank you. Life isn’t easy but I am blessed.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I actually lose interest when I see myself trying harder than you. i need my energy reciprocated

[ً @wtffrio]

dear august, please be better and gentle to everyone's mental health.

[ً @wtffrio]

i love clingy. i love attention. i love double texts. i love affection. i love random calls. i love random paragraphs.

[JM @educatedhustler]

This !

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

little miss doesn't think anyone will ever find her attractive but when someone finds her attractive she thinks it's all a joke

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I use “?????????” in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[Saving the Blue @savingtheblue]

RT if you’re watching #SharkWeek right now??? 🦈🦈🦈🦈

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

🦈 💙 2 DAYS UNTIL SHARK WEEK!!! 💙 🦈

#SharkWeek starts this Sunday at 8p on @Discovery!

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

I’m voting for the convicted felon!!

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Biden just said he’s the only president that doesn’t have troops dying in the world.

Tell that to the 13 he got killed, while pulling out of Afghanistan.

Liar.
#Debates2024

[Jasmine 🇹🇹 @Scotty_DoesIt]

yea whenever i get married, we making this a thing with tequila