Gina Covarrubias

Las Vegas author Gina Covarrubias writes books that will make you laugh at her worst relationship decisions—and your own.

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@ErikaLSanchez My boys loved this one. https://t.co/1EnUwB4pXE

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There's a fly on his head. How great would it be if within the next 60 seconds it was an Amityville Horror situation? Has anyone checked yet to see if his mother is a jackal? I mean his actual mother, not "mother." #Debates2020 #DebateNight #KamalaHarris #MikePence #mother

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@RowellPublish The Sea Hag

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What are you thinking, @tacobell? How can you take #mexicanpizza away from people right when weed is finally being legalized? I demand you bring back the enchirito and bell beefer to make up for it.
#savethemexicanpizza #tacobell #legalizeit

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@MikeErroni Oh wow, I didn't know you were with Vicki that night. I just saw her grave not that long ago. I was in the Camarillo cemetery with Russell looking for a different grave and I stumbled upon it.

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@MikeErroni Yeah, she's Jeff's older sister. I knew Jennifer and her older sister Stephanie, but not well.

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@MikeErroni Mike is so little here! My grandma busted him and Heather Lindeman knocking on my bedroom window one night.

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@MikeErroni You went there? I graduated the year before but I don't remember you. Did you go there for 7th?

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@realDonaldTrump here's another one you can protect. It's in Las Rocas between Rosarito and Ensenada.

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@realDonaldTrump I hope you are also going to protect this statue of Jesus. It's in Tijuana.

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Attention true crime fans: I've posted a new blog. It's the first of two blogs I've written that are about times I knew victims from true crime shows in real life. https://t.co/PUTQE9loKA #truecrime #snapped #oxygen #womenwhokill

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@TommyDoyle47 Evil Dead

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@MistressCreeps Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural

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@jessicainclan I write for personal injury lawyers, and I can confirm that the lack of cars on the road has led to a lack of accidents. It would be great if more companies switched to remote work entirely to help keep pollution down, too.

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@BreeMixed #freethestuntdicks They also deserve happiness.
#DickInABox #JustSayNo

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

My friend @GinaIsAWriter taught me a very important lesson in life “Fire your emergency stunt dick.” I am many years free of having a stunt dick and it’s lovely.

If you are someone’s emergency stunt dick...quit now. You have the ability since we are socially distancing.

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My book is still free on Amazon for two more days. Share with your friends who are stuck in the house with their couch guy. #cornteen #stonerchick #StonerLife #RelationshipAdvice https://t.co/VH96RhiNtZ

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Are you keeping a stunt dick around in case of an emergency? It's time to set him free, and this book will explain why. It's free for the next three days. I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence by Gina... https://t.co/h1smX9bJKA via @amazon

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This ebook is free for the next four days. If you or someone you know is in self-isolation with a bad boyfriend, now might be a good time to read it. #RelationshipAdvice
https://t.co/GM4tEm4fz5

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I've been working on ideas for a blog post about things to do during self-isolation. So far the only thing I've written is the word "mushrooms."
#SelfIsolation #selfisolationideas #psychedelic

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Which vampire do you think would make the worst boyfriend?
#vampires #RelationshipAdvice #relationships #boyfriendgoals #boyfriends