Writing your personal statement boils down to “We’re not Taylor Swift, we don’t have 10 minutes, we have 5300 characters” ~@kara_stevensss a woman of stem
@fedex: we couldn’t deliver your leggings because you weren’t home so drive 30 minutes to come get them or we’ll try again tomorrow.
Also @FedEx: you weren’t home so we just left your new couch on the lawn outside your apartment✌🏼