💤 Zach

Husband | Dad | Proud 🇺🇸| Proud Texan | Conservative | Former Chemo Ninja | Cancer Killer | Ginger-American

[💤 Zach @GingaNinjaTx]

@MrJonCryer People are dying, business are being destroyed, livelihoods shattered, all by a world-wide pandemic that couldn’t give a shit about your fucking politics or mine.

Choke on Abaddon’s dick.

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@PressGavin “Unhomed” lmao you utter twat bag.

Have you discussed with the “unhomed” the dangers of shitting on sidewalks and other public places?

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@fuzzychimpcom I knew I shouldn’t have watchex this video.

My penis died and fell off.

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Come at me, brodette!!

[Joanne Mason @JoanneMason11]

Something has been weighing very heavily on my mind, but I've been reluctant to address it here, for reasons that will become clear in a moment. However, I can not, in good conscience, remain silent any longer.

People who put peanut butter on waffles belong in prison.

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Wrapping bacon around a filet mignon is worse than pineapple on pizza.

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@brack2thefuture @CTSportsRadio @BloggingTheBoys Sports grifters need clicks.

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Omg

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@KassyDillon Careful Kassy. Bloomberg might come for you!

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@MikeBloomberg

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@NotoriousLRC Did you cut those bastards back?

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@katiesaysNOPE I would’ve said “Texas”

She would’ve said “wrong”

I would’ve said

[💤 Zach @GingaNinjaTx]

Elizabeth Warren is not generally likeable, and not very good at running for POTUS.

However, this is a good tweet.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

It’s a shame Mike Bloomberg can buy his way into the debate. But at least now primary voters curious about how each candidate will take on Donald Trump can get a live demonstration of how we each take on an egomaniac billionaire.

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@MarkDice @ohiou I’m not her biggest fan but the actions of those students are straight demonic. Normal people don’t do that crap.

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So after #netneutrality I readied an underground bunker and had stocked food for the ISP Holocaust that was sure to come.

Then my ISP rolled out a lower price ($30 less/mo), locked in for life, at 100mpbs speed and unlimited data.

#SHOCKED

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[Atheist Forum @ForumAtheist]

CHRISTIANITY: Belief that one God created a universe 13.79 billion yrs old, 93 billion light yrs in diameter (1 light yr = approx. 6 trillion miles), consisting of over 200 billion galaxies, each containing ave. of 200 billion stars, only to have a personal relationship with you.

[💤 Zach @GingaNinjaTx]

@_wintergirl93 @RepSwalwell @realDonaldTrump Eric Swalwell looks like his parents were rich but they couldn’t buy him friends.

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@donwinslow @ananavarro Where is the President who started putting kids in cages sleeping, btw?

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@ananavarro And with a woman far more attractive than you.

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@markgdunstan @EWErickson Lol nahh Carl Lentz, pastor of Hillsongs NYC, & the 2nd is Steven Furtick of Elevation Church.

I actually don’t mind Furtick’s messages, but just as a female pastor shouldn’t wear tight shirts/short skirts, a buff male pastor prolly shouldn’t wear tight shirts w/ short sleeves.