Carey, Faker's Acolyte

The Hardest Chuckle in the Midwest | All I wanna do is tap lands and make friends. DM me if you want to play games!

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

Gotta love Texas unilaterally deciding that people don’t deserve more money for their hard work.

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

@thelovelymedusa Technically it’s an uncommon but it’s my clear favorite example of an uncommon with mythic-tier art

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

This one too

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

Building a deck to distract myself and was reading flavor text - brought me some comfort, maybe it'll bring you some too.

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

@MichaelaOkla Palmetto State Armory has a bundle sale with their PSA AR-15 and their Dagger handgun for 799.99…..

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i don't think its healthy for a nation to be held hostage by the hallucinations of a rabid cult that lives in an entirely separate reality.

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

Looking your daughter in the eye and then voting against her rights is crazy too me

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

🐐

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

THERE ARE MANY PRETENDERS, BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE DEMON KING

THE DYNASTY STANDS. THE CROWN IS HEAVY, BUT THEY BEAR IT TOGETHER.

#T12024WorldsChampion

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

FIGHT! MAKE A STAND! I BELIEVE!

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

T1 FIGHTS BACK! LOCK IT IN BOYS, PUT THEM ON THE ROPES!
#T1Fighitng

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

Rough game one; let it go and lock in boys! T1 FIGHTING!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Oh, I see the “fuck your feelings” crowd is having another stompy-foot hissy-fit.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republican: Mexicans are killers and thieves!

Republican: Haitians are eating cats!

Republican: Kids don't deserve free school lunch!

Republican: Democrats eat babies!

Republican: Puerto Rico is garbage!

Democrat: You're garbage.

Republican: Whoa...why are you so divisive?

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

@maraisbored I mean Lego adding third party tie-ins literally saved the company from collapse, and Fortnite is arguably the most successful individual video game of all time; you’re making a pretty strong point in favor of UB lmao

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

The Harris campaign making a Fortnite map gives me similar vibes to the US Navy using concrete ships to make ice cream near the end of the war in the Pacific

So far ahead that we have resources to spare

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

Crying! In my office because they printed my wife and my son on a Llanowar elves

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

CHRIS MOONEY! LET THIS BE A STARWARS UB SET AND MY LIFE (and wallet) ARE YOURS!

[Chris Mooney 🏳️‍⚧️ @ChrisKMooney]

I’m thrilled to announce that Unannounced Universes Beyond was my first ever set lead. It was a lifelong dream come true and I can’t what to tell you all… anything more about it! #WOTCstaff

[Chris Mooney 🏳️‍⚧️ @ChrisKMooney]

I’m thrilled to announce that Unannounced Universes Beyond was my first ever set lead. It was a lifelong dream come true and I can’t what to tell you all… anything more about it! #WOTCstaff

[Carey, Faker's Acolyte @Ginga_Style]

It’s funny when conservatives post this particular image because you can tell they’ve never handled a shotgun before

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

“Trump at McDonald’s was staged.”