Marissa Diener

The truth? I want it all! I want to have my cake and eat it too. I want to be happy and secure. I'm just along for the ride, wherever it may take me!

[Marissa Diener @GingerLady2013]

I've been told that I'm the best & that I'm a really nice person today! I love being able to help people! #FeelingGreat #compliments

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: *ties in a race* We all win!

Me: Yeah!

3: And we all lose.

That got dark.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I'm only going to eat one doughnut.

Wife: You just ate four.

Me: Only one more.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Hell yea!

[Chatham EMA @ChathamEMA]

Update - Hwy 80/Estill Hammock Rd (Tybee Island) - All lanes are estimated to re-open to normal traffic by 8:45pm.

[Cystic Fibrosis Foundation @CF_Foundation]

We have awarded up to $25M to Corbus to develop a potential anti-inflammatory drug that could reduce the frequency of pulmonary exacerbations for people living with #cysticfibrosis. For more: https://t.co/h4PSVsaiMS #CFresearch

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If this ain't me....

[Chatham EMA @ChathamEMA]

The evacuation order has been lifted for Chatham County, with the exception of Tybee Island, people can return to Chatham County!

[Ball State Sports Link @bsusportslink]

It's about that time!!! 👌🏽 #ChirpChirp

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

LMAOOOO

[Lina Fanene @LinaFanene]

Truth 🙌🏽 @YahooStyle

[IndyStar @indystar]

Who is college sports' best bulldog: Blue or Uga? https://t.co/yag2oSiNwq

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

So many people have been affected by this hurricane & including those in Cuba right now going through it😢I send prayers up👆🏾4every1 safety🙏🏾

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Target puts me under a spell!

[Chatham EMA @ChathamEMA]

#Irma is currently 674 miles SE of Chatham. She is moving W/NW at 12 MPH. #HurricaneWatch #GaWx

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(574): fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.

[Jason Witten @JasonWitten]

Auctioning off my suite for the game on Thursday. All proceeds go to the Houston Area Women's Center. #TexasStrong https://t.co/Job1fcaByq

[Chatham EMA @ChathamEMA]

#Irma is a Cat 5 storm 1333 miles SE of Chatham. She is moving W-NW at 16 MPH. #HurricaneWatch #GaWx

[Jason Witten @JasonWitten]

Honored to be associated with this— hope it inspires the next crop as much as @walterpayton inspired me. https://t.co/39ivnW0T7X

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(832): I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.