Petite Avocate-o 🥑

Habitual vacation planner. I do some lawyering for the government on the weekends. Duke grad.

[Petite Avocate-o 🥑 @GingerSnapEsq]

Our wedding is featured in Modern Luxury Chicago!

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My neighbors threw a party for their daughter (she’s at least 40) and they are now outside howling at the moon.
😐

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@mattlindner It’s us! We’re leaving early but I had a good time!

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@mattlindner 🫠

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😭

[L. Gordon Camps @LaonCamps]

Lincoln Park - Rogers Park - South Side - Out West

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

burning sage around my bank account bc that comeback was unreal

[Petite Avocate-o 🥑 @GingerSnapEsq]

@_ActuallyKay https://t.co/kkD3O6E2RP

[Petite Avocate-o 🥑 @GingerSnapEsq]

No.
My money, my rules.

[lili @housewelf]

The child-free wedding trend popular among millennials and gen z-ers is the perfect example of their extended childhood behavior. The “it’s my big day” sentiment. You’re actually not supposed to feel that way as an adult. Not once did my inner-monologue spew the phrase “my big day” while planning my wedding. Embarrassing. As an adult you should actually be thinking about bringing joy to everyone else, and you should *especially* be thinking about bringing joy to children.

[Petite Avocate-o 🥑 @GingerSnapEsq]

Or get great insurance and get pregnant in August. You’re warm all winter and then have a spring baby and spend the summer on mat leave!

In the 12 years of being on my insurance I’ve never needed the OOP. Aetna OAP is that girl.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Best time to get pregnant is December. Yes, you’ll have a summer pregnancy, BUT you’ll have baby in the same insurance year. Soooo once you drop baby in September, you will hit your out of pocket max! Then it’s time to have fun. 3 months of paid for acupuncture, chiropractor, PT, allergist, sleep studies, and derm appointments. 🫡

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@CJ_Urbane Nope!

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Not Beyoncé ticket prices for a kids’ concert.

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@janeinLA Congrats!!!! You look stunning!

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#1!!!

[Chicago magazine @ChicagoMag]

Six counties, 205 towns, only one winner. We crunched the numbers to rank every suburb in the Chicago area. Here’s how they stack up. https://t.co/0ZLQeD7DoU

[Petite Avocate-o 🥑 @GingerSnapEsq]

The worst part of living on the north shore in the summer is the amount of small children bullying you to buy lemonade 😭

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If my husband left me tomorrow would I have a decent chunk of change? Yeah. Would I be devastated without his $$? Also yeah.

I get it.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

(1/8) Belle Burden’s “Strangers: A Memoir of Marriage” tells the story of her divorce and resulting financial imperilment. It’s the runaway publishing phenomenon of the year. But what does it omit? 🧵 https://t.co/2z9KJGmkq6

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When I was dating my husband, he came to my house (in the highlands) for dinner. When I asked him how he got there, he said he took the green line to the 63rd bus. I STILL bring it up 6 years later.

[Big Slim Outside.. Fuck you mean!! @ASAPFunny]

Seeing white people just casually walking down 63rd just don’t sit right with me..

[Petite Avocate-o 🥑 @GingerSnapEsq]

In a Chicago suburb and I only use my car to go to Trader Joe’s and take my kid to daycare. We walk to the parks, the grocery store, restaurants, clothing stores, bookstores etc.

It really just depends on the suburb.

[Alicia, Courtyard Urbanist @UrbanCourtyard]

I think the disagreement is over whether affluent suburbs offer a high standard of living. They may offer large houses, but at the expense of freedom of movement and aesthetic standards. In suburbs, ordinary activities like seeing friends, buying groceries, going to dinner, attending a concert, letting children move around independently often require a car. This is a serious abridgment of mobility, and the car infrastructure and low-density architecture are visual blight. A beautiful city gives people access to more of life with less friction.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

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@artishamrealtor It’s not enough to get me to stay home with no kids 😂

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Scrolling Reddit and LOL.

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How is session going you ask?