Charley The Slayer

Marketing executive, professional manipulator

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Just sitting here pondering how happy I am that The Man music video is OUT. I want to say thank you to so many people- Gotta thank @TheRock for voicing The Man and for being so supportive of my music for years (and now my directorial debut!)-

[Charley The Slayer @GingerrCharrr]

So in December we lost Juice Wrld, the propaganda fueled Conservatives won the election and Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker just took a giant shit on my childhood. Not the best month.

[Charley The Slayer @GingerrCharrr]

Well it’s confirmed, the British public are lost of hope. We now put more trust in slogans and propaganda than in hope and facts. We have become a radically right wing country and I for one am ashamed to be part of this ignorant, racist, xenophobic and masogynistic little island

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

You earn £82k a year.
You pay £9 per month for Spotify,
£10 for Netflix
And for £8.33 a month more, you get:
Free healthcare
Free education
Proper NHS funding
Lifting children out of poverty
Ending the climate crisis
Ending homelessness
#BBCLeadersDebate
https://t.co/bsJ994SJMC

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

So the Tories pledge to give over 75's free TV licences.

Quite funny because they literally just introduced a charge for the over 75's this year!

They cut something and then promise to bring it back to get elected....ummmm 🤔🤔
#ConservativeManifesto

[Change.org @Change]

Fans of Taylor Swift just helped push this petition past 100,000 signatures as @taylorswift13 tries to get access to her older music from Scooter Braun, Scott Borchetta and The Carlyle Group. #IStandWithTaylor @taylornation13 https://t.co/lDgzCQYOsR

[Ellie ☁️ @opheliasfate_13]

@BigMachine If it isn't true, can you explain how several people have seen the email?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This is the truth about Boris Johnson.

[Charley The Slayer @GingerrCharrr]

@BambiiiRae Having had a brief Scout of your feed I can say with certainty that someone with your level of idiocy and self absorption should infact “delete this and reevaluate yourself” and maybe look at why you have the need to tear down other people in order to inflate your own ego :)

[Charley The Slayer @GingerrCharrr]

I’m getting pretty sick of seeing posts calling the younger generation “snowflakes”. You may have had no tv remote/ internet but you also didn’t have such high levels of mental illness as a result. At least those generations could afford shelter and food on an average salary.

[Charley The Slayer @GingerrCharrr]

Orange smarties make me question being an atheist

[Otto English @Otto_English]

@BorisJohnson This is akin to DDR propaganda of the 1960s. Completely meaningless and emotionally driven nonsense. No details, no plan of action - nothing but dogs, children and old ladies. You might as well have posted a picture of some kittens with a ball of wool. 1/10 see me

[shelby @shelbspence77]

I wish buying flowers wasn’t used for an apology like buy ur girl flowers bc it’s a Tuesday and she’s pretty not bc you made her upset

[Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon]

casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

fuck i thought that was me for a moment x

[amy. @amywills13]

It’s taken 8 years of having excruciating, life-altering migraines for me to finally be offered a brain scan. I can’t help but think that if migraines didn’t predominantly effect women so much more research would be done into their causes and ultimately a cure.

[alyson hannigan @alydenisof]

How I look when I don't get a full 8 hours of sleep 😴

[Raja @shikarisimba]

Idc if i’m making 8 figures, my kids gon have to work retail for one year so they know not to treat people like shit.

[Charley The Slayer @GingerrCharrr]

So It’s nearly time for graduation part 2, the real achievement isn’t the degree it’s managing not to trip up the stairs in front of 500 people