Uncle D🦒

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

From all of us. Thank You.

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren whenever he plays Wemby

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

HIPAA should include girlfriend’s askinghow much you have’ve to drink

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Bringing a poorly concealed speargun to the aquarium with a portable stove and filet knife

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don't know

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

More on this. During Covid wing prices skyrocketed. A 40 pound case went for around $80 to $240. So places HAD to raise their prices. So wings went from $8 a dozen to like $18 a dozen. They started offering 10 instead. And people paid.

After things settled down in say late 2021 prices returned to pre-covid levels, but places didn’t want to give up the revenue. So the switch to bigger wings started occurring. A bit more expensive sure, but still far more profitable. You are now being ripped off. I myself kept them around $12 a dozen, which is fair.

But what pisses me off is that bigger wings simply aren’t nearly as good. Too much meat. Not as crispy. The skin became secondary. Wings aren’t a meal, they’re an appetizer, something you eat with a few beers.

So now getting wings means you pay far too much for a product that’s simply not as good.

It ends now. MAKE WINGS GREAT AGAIN!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

First queston: how do you feel about firing me?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Downloading Netflix onto your Grandparent’s 2009 Panasonic

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

34-17 is a Astronomical 14 point lead. Id rather be down fifteen 29-14

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

I heard from my dog that I should throw my dinner on the floor

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Cowboys are doo doo butt

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Monkey wearing a diaper spotted in the rafters at Spirit Halloween in Plano, Texas.

According to a store employee, the monkey got scared by one of the animatronic decorations in the Halloween store before it made its way to the ceiling.

As seen in the video, the monkey was eventually returned to its owner who enticed it with a cookie.

Video: Fox 4

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How baby elephants sleep.

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

That time Tony Romo turned a botched high snap into a first down 👀

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Kellen Moore one week into the Rattler/Shough/Haener experience:

[Bigjoeonthego @BIGJOEONTHEGO_]

Happy Jeff Fisher Day

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