Cleatus The Giraffe

Hello free world, my name is Cleatus, and I’m a giraffe locked in the Birmingham zoo with my best friend Dewie, the hippo (but that’s subject to change).

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

Gallettes hopping tonight?

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

@OTerrifying That’s great value beef

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

Can’t wait to party

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

Who let Dave, Frank, and Simon out of their cage again?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Snake was stuck in the ceiling and then this happened 😳����

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@graywilliamss The ole miss fans love this idea

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@DewieHippo Jap got that wap

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I don’t know what more impressive my poor gambling skills or LeBron breaking the record?

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, been put in the other cage #shittyservice

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

@DewieHippo @TonytheBhamT Sounds like @graywilliamss

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

Bham zoo on a Saturday fucks amirite @DewieHippo @TonytheBHamT

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

Juice 2!!!!

[Cleatus The Giraffe @GiraffeCleatus]

@graywilliamss how are the vibes today

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@DewieHippo the vibes are immaculate

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@DewieHippo I would love that

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Karaoke or no karaoke for Cleatus?

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@WillHankins26 But no more duck season:(

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What a shitty day! I just shit all over myself I mean

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Can the patriots claim Tom brady?

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Who thought it would be a good idea to put chipotle in a giraffe

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@graywilliamss Disagree