Stacy Sanford

Befuddled mother of one funny kid. Obsessive love of grammar.
Ninja dance skillz.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

I feel like I'm a pretty craft-y person and then I go to wrap a present and I'm all dhdnfufirenehb3u.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

Just realized it has been a hot minute since I was on the tweetergram. And yet I've survived just fine. Discuss amongst yourselves.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

@tom26burden Tough one...Elf or Christmas Vacation for sure!

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

OMG this gets me right in the feels.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

Day 9 of lock down and my 10 yo and I named our houseplants. I made labels with my label maker.
I'm living my best life, guys.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

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[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

Listening to @RisktoryPodcast is the perfect way to ease into my day! This morning, I'm catching up on the 1942 battle of Los Angeles.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

I don't mean to brag, but I was doing this social distancing thing long before it was mandated by The Man

[Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney]

Twitter can be so ugly. Here’s some adorableness to counter it. ❤️

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope your day is full of love and happiness... and chocolate 💕 Retweet and tag your valentine to spread the love!

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

Listen to "Mad Jack Churchill" by @RisktoryPodcast via #spreaker https://t.co/cbbtj2WVDA

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

@AuthorCaseyBond Practical Magic is my favorite witchy movie!

[Lowe's @Lowes]

On this day in 1952 Lowe's was incorporated, but our roots trace all the way back to 1921!

Can you guess the town name where we opened our first store? *Hint – the answer is in the article 😉

[Marvin Ellison, Chairman & CEO of Lowe’s @MarvinREllison]

Great town hall with our Summer Interns. Very impressed with the young men and women who joined us this summer!

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

@BKilby @BrianQuittmeyer Try tossing that bean cheese with corn starch to get the fried-ness.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

Scalded my wrist with hot coffee 10 minutes after walking in the door. My morning is fine, thanks.

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

I’ve selected Arya Stark to sit on the Iron Throne! https://t.co/W6ErthsVYd #GameofThrones

[Marvin Ellison, Chairman & CEO of Lowe’s @MarvinREllison]

Lowe’s will provide over $1 Billion in discounts to our Veterans in 2019 with our Military Discount!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

It’s the 25th anniversary of John Candy’s passing. We cooked up a small tribute to a comedic genius and Canadian hero. If you haven’t seen much of his work, take a look at his films. He was a treasure. Thanks to @chriscandy4u and @therealjencandy. 🇨🇦

[Stacy Sanford @GirlWithRedPen]

What's a reckoning, you ask? It's when your mom asks you to clean your room & you do a half ass job. While you're at school & mom's at home, THERE IS A RECKONING. #MomLife