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I can revise to “I have two hamsters” which might make it sound less like an illness and more like a party.

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@soigomaa This one got me with all the feels

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@Outback STEAK

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@diorvijane Paddington in Peru, surprisingly. 😭

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@Matt_Pinner

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@LacyMacyGirl @Pawzazzle Yes but I mean they don’t have hands, they can literally only pick up one with their mouth. 😂

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@AnnaKrauthamer

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@kfc Now bring back those boneless honey barbecue wings and popcorn chicken and we’ll talk.

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@maizie_star When I saw the photo I also assumed there were some stickers or a small toy inside and thought “oh that’s nice, more meds should do that!” A missed opportunity honestly. 😆

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@rejectedjokes @SonicMovie @ParamountPics @fowltown Saw this today; thought you’d enjoy it too.

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@emuswirl 🩷💚

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Very accurate! Sea otter : Mogwai :: river otter : gremlin 😂

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@talleyberrybaby Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired!

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@oldenoughtosay The James Acaster bit about tourists pronouncing it looga-barruga will never stop being funny. (And thanks to him, this American now knows it’s luffbro.)

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@creepydotorg When I found out that the Zac Morris looking Captain America dude on The Boys was played by the guy from Banshee!

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@lionesspike She’s just Moira Rose 😂

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@BriAnimator_ @ecto_fun 😭 that episode ruined this song for me. Can’t listen to it without crying now.

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@AppleTV Pretty sure Gemma went there willingly because Lumon promised her a kid, but then when she got there, they just gave her a baby goat and were like, "*technically* we didn't lie, no take backsies!" That explains how she ended up there AND the goat room. You're welcome.😆#Severance

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@BrotiGupta Where do they live where it’s one o’clock eight times a day?

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@MadeNChynna I don’t watch the show, but looking at this picture I legitimately thought I had face blindness.

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@svershbow Is he not allowed in bed??? 😢