Long car ride got me thinking how badly I need a bisexual woman who hasn’t shaved her pits in years (social conformity doesn’t scare her) who wants to sing Katy Perry 🤝
Just saw a girl holding 4 textbooks, her laptop, and a water bottle all while balancing a cup of coffee on her books. I saw her stop in front of a door so I was gonna run and help her but before I could she PULLED a door open with her FOOT. I’ve been a feminist since.
Friend asked for a broom, I said “of course mate no worries.” And felt warm in my heart. Just saw he used it for a TikTok. Snapped the broom and burned it. My broom will not be a TikTok thot
Outside my dorm I’ve been hearing “Renegade renegade renegade” for the past 30 minutes. My hall is all dudes. There are a group of dudes doing the renegade dance outside my dorm. Am I living in a simulation? Is this real? If so please end it all