Love of Your Life

government funded, bodge queen

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[Merp @labubumoney]

At this job interview they asked me what I’d do if love wasn’t enough

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

You can take out a lobster pot from my local library because New England is the greatest country in the world

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

literally the one thing the establishment truly fears

[camille :-) @dustytit]

my dream afterlife is spending a slice of eternity meeting every single animal species that ever existed on this earth

[julia @juumelo_]

it has been a privilege & an honor annoying the fuck out of you

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[abi (حبيبة) 🇪🇬 hotd spoilers @jemsgreatsin]

my rule on who im supporting for the world cup is basically anyone that isn’t a colonizer or british

[orbeez god @orbeezgod]

Exterminating the love bug

[camille @peachofthewest]

I actually have an amazing and normal relationship with sex and food and my body and my ex

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[cav empty @cavempty_]

it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

🤣

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

goooood morning

[matt @ruffledsavior]

dear Boss. i will not be coming back from my lunch break. i fell in love. i have to see this through

[rio 🪲🏳️‍🌈 bug oomf @colligocritters]

What if we were two gay rats kissing in the gay rat taxidermy dome

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes