A Luo man from Kisumu arrives in Nairobi Ngong Road looking for a place to sleep. He gets into Mirima Lodge, slaps Kshs. 3K on the counter & heads straight upstairs to select a 3rd-floor room. Mr. Njoroge the cashier, grabs the 3K, dashes out to pay the butcher 3K for the meat supplied. The butcher rushes out to pay the goat farmer 3K for supplies. The farmer settles his 3K debt at the Agro-feeds & Vet shop. The Vet shopkeeper Sneaks out to pay 3K to Mirima Lodge & clears his debt for the room he used earlier that week
As he happily leaves for the door, the man from Kisumu returns downstairs & asks Mr. Njoroge for his 3K, stating he didn't like any of the unkempt rooms & will try Kilimani. As he takes back the money he has no idea how he has set everyone free of debt but no money has been left circulating in the area... But at least, debts have been settled.
The Big Question is.... How do you explain that about 5 debts of 3k each were cleared by only 3k which in fact was never spent? Is this Accounting? Is it Economics? Or is it an illusion of Commerce? Economists in the house explain to us!
#copied
Bonus foto
Catherine Jerono Tomno aka NTSA misadvised to sue me!
Have told her lawyers to file suit.
Looking forward to the suit so that we trace where the NTSA fines go to!
Men,
A woman who repeatedly disrespects you in private,
Will eventually humiliate you in public.
What you keep tolerating because you want "peace,"
Will become your nightmare tomorrow.
Don't entertain mockery, sarcasm, or insults,
CHANGE or PERISH
#MasculinitySaturday
Manager: I received your resignation letter this morning.
Employee: Yes.
Manager: You've only been here a week. What happened?
Employee: It's my son.
Manager: Your son?
Employee: The doctors say he only has a few months to live.
Manager: I'm so sorry.
Employee: He's been battling a terminal illness for four years.
Manager: That must be incredibly difficult.
Employee: I took this job to help with the bills.
Manager: Then why resign now?
Employee: Because if he only has a few months left, I want to spend every minute I can with him.
Manager: I understand.
Employee: I can't focus on work right now.
Manager: What if we let you work from home?
Employee: Thank you, but I don't want to divide my attention between work and my son.
Manager: So you want to step away completely?
Employee: Yes.
Manager: Then your position will be here when you're ready to come back.
Employee: Really?
Manager: Absolutely. And we'd like to help with some of the expenses as well.
Employee: Thank you. I don't know what to say.
Four months later...
GENTLEMEN: This inspiring story is for us. In front of you is Dennis Wawira, famously known as the Maize Guy on TikTok. By profession, he is what Onyango Tate would call a monocotyledon cremator, better known to many as mchoma mahindi. Like many young people out there, Dennis is a victim of a system that often fails the youth.
After losing both his parents, he was left under the care of his grandmother. Due to financial constraints and the corruption at NG-CDF offices that sometimes denies deserving students educational opportunities, Dennis was unable to continue with his studies.
His grandmother walked from one government office to another, doing everything possible to ensure Dennis and his siblings were not denied their right to education, but all her efforts seemed to bear no fruit.
Seeing his grandmother struggle, Dennis made a decision that many young men are forced to make far too early,, he chose responsibility over comfort. He stepped up to help his grandmother raise and support his siblings. Dennis used what was available.
He took an old jiko, a wire mesh, and that was the humble beginning of his maize roasting business. Every single day, he showed up with hope, determination & an unshakable work ethic. He never complained when business was slow.
Rain, cold weather, and difficult days never distracted him from his mission. Life often places heavy responsibilities on men early, and success rarely comes without sacrifice, struggle, and persistence. Dennis understood this.
He mastered his craft, shared his journey online, and eventually became an internet sensation. Customers started flocking to his kibanda for his delicious mahindi choma. From selling just 30 cobs a day, Dennis now sells between 700 and 1,000 cobs daily.
He showed up consistently, without excuses. Today, through hard work and discipline, Dennis is celebrating a major milestone,, he has managed to take all his siblings back to school, and he is now finishing the construction of a very beautiful, modern two-bedroom master ensuite house for the grandmother who never gave up on them.
In the video attached in the comment section, you can see the eyes of an old woman filled with pride, joy, and gratitude,, a grandmother watching a young man change the story of their family. So gentlemen, never believe your situation is permanent or that your struggles are too heavy to overcome.
Life has a way of rewarding those who show up with determination, discipline, and purpose,, not complaints, excuses, or regret. As we celebrate the boy child this week, I choose to celebrate Dennis Wawira, a.k.a Maize Guy,, a young man who continues to inspire us all. Roho ni iyo!!!
Mr. President, @WilliamsRuto it is alarming that EPRA @EPRA_KE appears to be playing games in cohort with a cabal inside the OMC, even as we have more than enough fuel coming into the country.
As a member of the Energy Committee, I can authoritatively state that Kenya’s monthly requirement for PMS is only about 180,000 metric tonnes. Yet the Government‑to‑Government (G2G) arrangement is today offloading 36 MT, with an additional 180 MT expected within the next two weeks via the vessels Valory Roma, MT Banias, and MT Sinthia. These cargoes were loaded in Europe and the United States at approximately USD 84 per metric tonne, which should translate into cheaper, not more expensive, fuel for Kenyan consumers.
Given this level of supply far above demand, the continued upward revision of pump prices suggests systemic manipulation rather than genuine cost‑pass‑through. The public deserves a clear explanation of why prices are rising when stocks are more than adequate and the landed cost of fuel remains relatively low.
Hahaa I have heard things are boiling differently in the house of the hill,nobody knows who leaks information to Riggy g,they have tried to use the highest form of technology to trace but imekwama, Riggy g will never use Safaricom to communicate and there is no way they can trace signal 🤣,the worst part is that Riggy g has informers in every sector of high ranking gafament sectors,Kenyans are tired and are willing to expose this Regime🤣🤣🤣 things are hot over there!!!
Good Morning Mr. President @WilliamsRuto, if my memory serves me right, the National Security Advisory emphasized diversifying fuel sources, not suppliers yet One Petroleum, a company with no history of importing PMS (Petrol Motor Spirit), received a letter on the 25th to supply emergency fuel and delivered it by the 27th. How could they procure cargo, complete manifests, secure letters of credit, and handle all documentation in mere hours? This timeline suggests premeditated planning and an orchestrated crisis, with fuel suspiciously “hanging around Mombasa” beforehand. We are not fools someone engineered this shortage. You must deal ruthlessly with both the public sector and private sector to safeguard Kenyans’ interests. These three masterminds are behind the artificial fuel shortage:
1.Joel Mburu of KPC
2.Joseph Wafula, Ministry of Energy
3.Mohammed Jeffer of One Petroleum
Former PS Liban is collateral damage