Gitari Morris

Born in 1993,geography and history teacher

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

Today, I challenge Rigathi Gachagua to seek an appointment with the Moderator of the PCEA Church and go to him accompanied by Rev. Dorcas Rigathi and lift the Bible infront of the cameras and say the following words:

1. I, Rigathi Gachagua, do solemnly swear, that I have not made a deal with President William Ruto

2. And that I, Rigathi Gachagua, will not make any deal with President William Ruto before 10th August 2027

3. And that I, Rigathi Gachagua, ask the Almighty God to strike me with thunder and lightning if anything I have sworn while holding this Holy Bible is untrue. So help me God

Over to you my brother. I am waiting

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

Deeply saddened by the tragic loss of several university students along the Awasi–Ahero highway. They were traveling from Mombasa to Kisumu to pay their last respects to Elvis Otieno alias "Beast," former student leader of Technical University of Mombasa (TUM), a journey of solidarity that ended in unimaginable grief.

To the grieving families, friends, and the entire TUM comrade fraternity:my thoughts and prayers are with you during this dark hour. May God grant you strength, and may their young souls rest in eternal power.

[Scenes In Film @ScenesInFilm]

This has to be one of the craziest chases ever. 🤯🔥

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

People who have never watched Game of Thrones will never understand what this scene did to us 8 years ago.

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of this Saturday morning. We are grateful for Your unfailing love, Your faithfulness, and the many blessings You continue to pour into our lives.

As we begin this day, we ask You to go before us. Direct our steps, guide our decisions, and fill our hearts with Your peace. Bless the work of our hands, refresh our minds and spirits, and help us to use this day wisely.

Protect us and our families wherever we go. Open the right doors, provide for every need, and strengthen our faith to trust You in every season. May Your presence remain with us throughout the day, and may everything we do bring glory to Your holy name.

In Jesus’ mighty name, we pray

[Eric @amerix]

I have some advice for young men newly employed,

When you get employed:

• Be grateful to God, your parents, your mentors and your boss for this opportunity

• Work hard

• Respect your employer

• Adhere to your employer's rules and protocols

• Embrace the mission and vision of the employer

However, if working for your employer becomes unbearable due to other reasons,

• Quit respectfully

• Follow the procedures of quitting as written in your contract or employment letter

• Return your employer's resources in your custody

• Handover politely and thank your employer for giving you an opportunity

• Leave with a clean conscience

Don't be chaotic, abusive and contemptuous on your way out.

Don't think you are smarter than your employer.

The employer you are disrespecting gave you a livelihood when you were seeking a footing and direction.

The employer may not have paid you to your satisfaction, but be polite.

Don't go bad mouthing your employer, speaking nastily, and broadcasting your foul mouth while disclosing what is considered private policies, programs, products or services of your former workplace.

Leave courteously.

This way, you open room for better opportunities, newer networks and better leverage.

Don't be a rude employee. Other employers will fear giving you opportunities in the future because they don't trust you.

Be courteous when you close the door behind you, the universe will be kind to you on your way out.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Maraga is not my choice candidate

My grasp holds that his ambitions, albeit noble, remain inutile

But the jury is synonymous on one thing. He is an honourable Man!

And his defence, from Donor Activists, is the nucleus of this post

Shakila you are a young, brave and politically curious lady. I salute that

In the course of interacting with politicians, you might fall for their charm

Shiet, been there. Point is, if your walls get irrigated with consent,

It is not SEXUAL ASSAULT. If there is no police report or legal redress, you are no effing victim

If you shagged Augustino Neto, and fell out with your Team over donor loot,

Stop dragging the persona of Elder Maraga into your rendevous

Face the person who penetrated you fair and square and cudgel the shit outa him ukiamia kupeana Tea

It is not defamation if he diddled you. I cannot sue Mbadi, neither can he sue me!

Mkishapigana kuni while hiding behind Gen Z activism and Rebuilding Kenya

Mnataka ku scandalize a decent senior citizen and church Elder?

Hata flowers akipelekea Wamama during Femicide protest, inageuka kejeli?

As for you Neto, tame your cock, skinny bastard!

Do not bring disrepute to Maraga!

[K24TV @K24Tv]

“ Wakati tulikua tunafanya quarantine tulikua tuna quarantine wanyama kule ugonjwa iko. Sai ndio tunapata strange policy where mgonjwa anatolewa kule ugonjwa iko analetwa kule ugonjwa haiko.”-Peter Munya

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Gituku: We are using a foreign interest to abuse our own constitutional system. We are not serious. Are you telling me President Trump knows about Laikipia airbase and was very specific in his request to have a quarantine facility at the Laikipia airbase? #CitizenNewsGang @SamGituku

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Kaikai: We are pointing at policy failure. It is a game of blaming each other. CS Ogamba directed blame to teachers. There’s a lot of work to be done at the Ministry of Education #CitizenNewsGang @LinusKaikai

[Eric @amerix]

Modern parents are raising self-entitled swamp rats.

• They buy them smartphones at an early age

• Dance with them in TikTok videos

• Reward them when they throw tantrums

• Avoid punishing them

• Employ housemaids to carry out house tasks as children sit and play in the house

These children can't wash their clothes, cook a simple meal, or clean the table after a meal.

They even insult housemaids.

Some even talk back to their parents.

These are the children who grow to become the idiots you see saying, "children need privacy."

Which privacy?

The results of a poorly raised child are so many awkward and displeasing teenagers and young adults on X insulting people and disrespecting order.

Children need strict supervision and instant punishment.

Otherwise, the consequences will be catastrophic.

[Eric @amerix]

If LORETO Girls, LIMURU,

— An admirable legacy national school for bright girls with rich heritage can go on strike,

Then the moral fabric of the nation is irreparably torn.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Ficheni hii picha Nyakundi asione 🤣

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

News Gang are discussing the exact location of the 'higher ground' that Ruto is telling flood victims to move to. There's one of them there who almost said higher ground is in heaven. Bwana someone stop the count.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is set to acquire a high-tech missile defense system from Israel to counter security threats in the Gulf of Aden from Houthi rebels and Somalia's Al-Shabaab.

The system, called Spyder, will be acquired from Israeli company Rafael Advanced Defense Systems Ltd

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Just last week, this guy said he cannot be intimidated, and nothing will happen to him.

"Proximity to power deludes some into thinking they wield it. I put a stop to that nonsense before it begins." - Frank Underwood, in House of Cards

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

BREAKING NEWS: President William Ruto orders the Ministry of Education to postpone the reopening date for the Second Term until further notice.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Jana Ruto alituma Ndindi Nyoro na mchango to the same place Riggy G was going to..Ndindi akaland na chopper, akatoa mchango na akachomoka kabla Riggy G afike...mtu wa Mathira kufika alipata amengojwa na MCA...Ruto atawakoroga mpaka mtii😂😂😂😂😂

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

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