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Manchester united fan . Christian

[Öld GÅDDÂfÎ @GithamboD]

@mcfullstop Ninjah🤤n_plug na jamsession latest nomaah🤤

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

Genuinely one of my favourite ever games under ten hag, the vibes were immaculate

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Youri Tielemans is a better midfielder than Zubimendi, Enzo, Bentacur and Mac Allister

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Breaking news: Older women have reportedly turned into certified scavengers, hunting young men with advanced horizontal engineering.

Shame on older women.

Grow up. Leave young men alone.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

There is no formula for asking a woman for sex.

The simplest approach is to be direct: "I find you attractive, and I'd like to have sex with you."

It’s either a yes or a no, and either way, you’ve won by being direct.

Be a man.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Yes, at the end of the tunnel, there is light; but what they didn't tell you is how long or short the tunnel will be. That's why giving up is not an option. You might be so close to the light or still far from it, but eventually, the tunnel will end. Keep pressing on.

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

Argentina vs Cape Verde is the best game of this World Cup so far. What a game! 🔥

Every time you thought Argentina had won it, Cape Verde found a way back. If only the rest of the African teams had shown that same mentality😭❤️

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A sexual urge is not an emergency.

Don't obey every impulse that enters your mind.

When the craving comes,

Your duty is to observe, not to worship it.

Resilient men are not those without urges,

They are those who REFUSE to kneel before them.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Reminder:

Keep a diary of sex with your woman.

If she says she is pregnant, do the calculation.

- Get the last menstruation

- Add 7 to the date

- Add 9 to the month

Eg 4/July/2026

Estimated Date of Delivery = 11/4/2027

Don't be ignorant.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

I don't advocate for any religion, but one thing is clear: men of God and prophets were never cowards.

Jesus did whip people at the temple

Muhammad fought battles

So stop acting like being "nice" means being weak.

Fight life's battles with courage.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

The Men's Mental Health Month is coming to an end today.

But, a man doesn't need a month to prioritize his psychological wellness.

You should do it daily.

• Fix your diet

• Walk

• Lift

• Sun

• Sleep

• SALT

• Reject manipulation by women, relatives and friends.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Heavenly Father, as we begin this new day and close this month, we thank You for Your grace, protection, and provision. Guide our steps, renew our strength, and prepare us for a new month filled with peace, favor, good health, and abundant blessings. Amen!

[Eric @amerix]

Amerix is on X to teach, educate, and sensitise, not to persuade or entertain.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

The biggest problem is ADDICTION

We are addicted to;

- Sex

- Television

- Food

- Masturbation

- Alcohol

- Prostitutes

- Older women

- Single mothers

- Violence

- Cursing each other

- Painkillers

- Unhealthy lifestyle

We don't want to face our addiction,

TRUE.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

When going through a divorce, don't fight for custody of the kids.

This is one reason I don't support vasectomies or male contraceptives.

Start another family.

There are many ways of skinning a cat.

Polygamy cures this nonsense.

Just ensure the blade is always sharp.

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

How to Download Your KCSE E-Certificate

1. Register an Account

* Visit KNEC certificate portal.
* Click Sign Up / Register.
* Select Applicant (Student/Alumni).
* Enter your full name and email address.
*Click Send OTP and enter the 6-digit OTP sent to your email to complete registration.

2. Log In

* Click Login on the homepage.
* Enter your registered email address.
* Request an OTP.
* Enter the OTP to access your dashboard.

3. Complete Your Profile

Fill in the following details:

* Citizenship (Kenya or Other Country)
* Full name (as it appears on your National ID)
* Email address
* Date of birth
* Phone number
* National ID number (for Kenyan citizens)
* Profile photo (optional)

Review all the information before submitting. The system will automatically verify your identity against the Integrated Population Registration System (IPRS). Verification is usually completed within a few seconds.

4. Generate Your E-Certificate

From your dashboard, click Generate E-Certificate.

Provide the following details:

* Your examination Index Number
* Examination Type (KCSE or KCPE)
* Examination Year (1989 to present)

Your name, date of birth, National ID number and phone number will be automatically filled from your profile.

5. Verification

The system automatically performs two checks:

* Identity verification through IPRS to confirm your name and date of birth.
* Certificate lookup in the KNEC database to confirm that a certificate matching your index number, examination type and year exists.

Both checks must be successful before you can proceed.

6. Make Payment

After successful verification, proceed to payment through eCitizen.

Charges shown in the user guide are:

* Certificate generation fee: KSh 1,200
* VAT: KSh 250
* eCitizen service fee: KSh 200
* Total payable: KSh 1,450

You can pay via:

* M-Pesa (STK Push)
* Any other payment method available on eCitizen

Payment confirmation usually takes between 10 and 30 seconds.

7. Download Your E-Certificate

Once payment is confirmed:

* Click Download Certificate.
* The certificate will open as a PDF in a new browser tab.
* The PDF includes a blockchain verification hash to confirm its authenticity.

Note: Generated certificates remain available for download under My Certificates for six months from the date of issue.

[The Elliot @TheElliot__]

Haha. 😆

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

For the first time in the history of Kenya,

No one has seen what is happening in Kisumu

Ahead of tomorrow's Gen Zs' 25th anniversary.

Something much bigger must be behind it; this is not a genuine call.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Success attracts enemies. Progress invites jealousy. If nobody hates you, you are not making it in life.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Life has a way of aligning in your favor when you choose to believe it will.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

A boy can become a father.

A girl cannot become a mother.

This is deep, for men who think.