جبّر ١.

Still thinking about nothing but winning.

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Old School is the definition of a comedy.

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If everyone agrees not to use “fleets” because they are dumb and pointless, they’ll just never appear right? #LetsMakeADeal

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Me to the government:

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@jarby94 This did not come off clearly. It looks like you rooted for the Irish, loved it, and won money.

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I swear there was something I’m supposed to do today. Can’t think of what it is. Oh well, probably isn’t a big deal anyway

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“Without old feuds, you got none at all...and where’s the fun in that”

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Overheard at a local bar:

“I was 16, I was on an Olympic qualifying team when I dropped out to smoke cigarettes.”

I love bar conversations.

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“Why don’t you give me a favor, and go get yourself another perm so the grown ups can talk”

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This is what I feel like typing my call notes after a great call.

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It looks like BW3 finally got my marketing letters I’ve been mailing them

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@JoeyMulinaro If this is an actual thing, I hope I never meet this kind of person.

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Dr. - “Did you just go to the bathroom? Your hand is wet”

Me - “Nope, that’s just sweat” (realizing I’m drenched in sweat)

Dr. - “I’ve never had anyone sweat so much”

Me - “I dont like needles”

We then shared a good, hard, uncomfortable chuckle

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People around this office haven’t seen a day like this in years. Putting on a clinic. I wouldn’t reach out to me the rest of the day unless you want to leave with some squeegees, brushes, and even a vac motor.

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I left my wallet at home this morning and had to visit a few customers in town. All I kept humming to myself was

“I told her do the speed limit and no extra stops and that's why”

Now I have that song on repeat and it’s been a great Friday morning #ImSoPaid #Akon #Weezy #Jeezy

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Loser of the game: “This game sucks”

Winner of the game: “Just get better at the game”

If you’re over 25, you get this.

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Idc about talent. I want someone on my team that hates to lose. After that, the rest is easy.

[MRC Video @mrcvideo]

MUST SEE: Democratic state Rep. John Deberry Jr. delivers an incredibly powerful speech on race in America.

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Asked my dad if I should start styling my mustache, his response:

“First work on growing it, and then... shave it”

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

If they liked him, AP would describe Atlas as the Wesson Senior Fellow at Stanford University’s Hoover Institution where he investigates impact of gov't and private sector on health care quality, & is frequent policy advisor to gov't officials and policymakers in US & world.

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“Me and wine speak the truth” too bad, so sad.

This is my moms motto