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[phantéau @_wangwe]

The political class.

[don jaccojwang @omondiJdonaldo]

"...driven by tech innovation..." na it's just exploiting Kenyans with their Mpesa transfer charges, and how their bundles deplete within 5 mins of purchase...

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Atwoli was cooked till he deleted the pope tweet 😂😂😂
#AtwoliRetire

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

I have submitted a Statement in the Senate demanding transparency on the government’s decision to lease public sugar companies for 30 years. This is a step towards privatization that threatens our farmers, workers, and national sovereignty.

The sugar industry is vital to the livelihoods of many across the country. Leasing it away without full public consultation undermines the interests of those who depend on it for their economic well-being.
Our human resource, land, and industries must be safeguarded for future generations and deserve a sustainable and transparent future.

[I @W_Asherah]

Do you know teachers would marry their Class 8 pupils - and that that was treated as normal until the 2000s? And that things only started being treated with the seriousness they deserve in the 2010s?

Well, now you know. I'm a child of two teachers - that's how I know.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The government’s reponse to our public debt petition is not about transparency. It’s about shielding the truth and stalling real accountability.
Now, they claim the Auditor General is auditing public debt from 1965 to 2024. But this is nothing more than an attempt to distract, using a supposed constitutional obligation as a smokescreen to avoid accountability.

We are clear.
The Constitution, Article 229(4)(g), mandates the Auditor General to audit and report on public debt every financial year and submit those reports within six months after the financial year ends. This is July to December every year.
That means we should already have debt audit reports for each year from 2014 to 2024.

This narrative of a 1965 - 2024 mega audit is a distraction, meant to confuse and delay justice. It’s not a solution; it’s a weak cover-up.

Kenyans are not fooled.
We are overtaxed, underserviced, and constantly misled.
Our journey towards fiscal justice and accountability remains steadfast. We will not be distracted. We will not back down.

Speak up. Demand transparency. Kenya belongs to all of us, and the future will not be mortgaged without accountability.

#KenyaHainaDeni

[United In Grief @justinewanda]

There’s a dad who used his son’s first salary to buy his coffin because he was shot during the protests!

[I am Chege @_James041]

George Muchai was Kabete MP and COTU Deputy Secretary General.

Mr Muchai was eliminated weeks after threatening to call for a reelection to ouster Francis Atwoli from the top seat.

Here was the burial of Mr Muchai where mourners called for the arrest and prosecution of Francis Atwoli.

#JusticeForMuchai #AtwoliMustGo

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the old pregnant man has finally been triggered!!! Welcome on board. I have waited for you for years. Great to have you Atwoli!!! Now I’ll start by saying that months from now, you’ll be sitting down regretting why you made this tweet. That is a promise I’m giving you 🤝 this article didn’t even say much about you, it was written with decorum but my twitter account? Oh honey. I’ll have you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You’re big enough so you’ll make me full.

I accounted for the 31Million public money that I was in charge of. Something none of you simpletons in power have ever done. You’re not even worthy to address me, you’ll be tainting my good name.

Dear Francis Atwoli, you’re officially my business you fat toad. Anyone with information on this guy please do the necessary ❤️

Stay vigilant old man. I’m not your ordinary blogger, didn’t your statehouse people tell you that? I’ll run your name on these streets before we occupy that office you refuse to leave. Take your medicines and welcome on board 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣

First thing first. Why did you kill George Muchai and why did you get away with it? Baaas. Sit down.

[Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc]

This is a replica of the car where Hind Rajab was found after the israelis shot her & her family 335 times, just to make sure she wouldn’t survive

[husseinkhalid @husskhalid]

These are the six warders accused of abducting Brian Odhiambo at the Lake Nakuru National Park. They are:
- Sen. Sergeant Francis Wachira Gachoki
- Ranger Abdulrahman Ali Sudi
- ⁠Ranger Isaac Ochieng
- ⁠Ranger Evans Kimathi
- ⁠Ranger Michael Wabukala
- ⁠Ranger Alex Lorogoi

They took plea today and all denied the charge.

They’ve been remanded until 12th May 2025 when a determination of their bail application will be determined.
#JusticeforBrian

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The Kenyatta Matriach was born in 1933 btw and was married to Mzee in 1951 ( We will do the age math some other day). She is now 91.

All I can tell you guys is that Karma doesn't work. If you have an issue with someone, don't leave it to God, sort it out yourself.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

We have MARAGA!!

[Dalai Lawama 🦙 @Trackmann2]

This video got 390 k views.

Folks in the comments were saying how they’d love to visit Kenya and Nairobi in general.

Last night cops went, harassed and arrested this group.

Cops are such d-bags. Ptho

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Haiya!

@dkmaraga has finally said it.

He will be on the ballot. He wants the presidency. It’s not rumors anymore.

Kazi kwetu sasa. We must Reset this country!

[husseinkhalid @husskhalid]

Let's share the work of the film makers who were arrested yesterday, spent last night in the cells and released this morning.

Below is a film by Brian Adagala and Markdenver Karubiu who are among those arrested.

The state wants to silence them. Let's shout out their work.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Wakora nyinyi 😂😂😂

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

#FufuaICC wasn’t just about them going back to trial at The Hague.
It was about reminding people what they did to our friends and family for them to get into government.
Anyone who was involved , from either camp, is not fit to lead.
It’s a shame that we have the same people in power maiming and killing people.

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

Kenya has a 'strict boarding school nostalgia' problem. Call it trauma, stockholm syndrome or respectability politics. Whatever the case, the affinity to strict-looking, vindictive, violence-prone, slightly-evil, the-better-devil, stern-father-aura people as leaders is telling.