Scaly Bootyhole

Some dude, I do FF14 shit now.

[Scaly Bootyhole @GlassJesus]

KWEH.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

The Porn Dude is visibly perverted but self-confident and relatively well groomed with a touch of mess about him. The Porn Geek, however, is a scoundrel,

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

For those who don’t know, he pretended to be a disabled transgender woman during Gamergate.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Yeah, so basically the current prevailing schizo internet theory is that AI nerds have destroyed the internet and created infinite spam.

The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human. The advertisement goons no longer want to pay as much to social media networks.

Social media networks, in full blown panic of losing potential revenue, decided to lobby governments saying "we gotta protect the kids! ID everyone to protect the kids from pedophiles!".

The social media networks know this doesn't really protect kids. But, it does two things (and a third accidentally).

1. They now can identify who is human and who is AI slop machine, or enough to appease the advertisement goons

2. Advertising to children is a general no-no from politicians, or something, so with ID verification they can say with confidence they're not advertising to children because it's been ID verification. Basically, they can weed out the children and focus on advertising to adults

3. The feds can now tell who is human and who is AI slop. This inadvertently helps them with tracking people and serving fresh daily dumps of propaganda, or whatever they want to do.

It's a win-win-win for advertisers, social media networks, the government, and any business which does data collections.

It fucks over everyone else.

Chat, I'm not going to lie to you. This is an extremely good conspiracy schizo theory and I unironically believe it.

[cens @censvstheworld]

No one talks about men more than Lesbians

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"In this jar, there are 2 red M&Ms. One of them is poisoned. In the other jar, there are 100 green M&Ms. Ten of them are poisoned. You have to eat one M&M. Which color do you choose?"

"I'll take a red one. There's more poison green ones."

"Excellent choice, Quantavious."

[Perma Banned ထ🔨 @GiveMeBanHammer]

Its unfortunate that people are starting to forget the context of this.

The Journalist Norah Vincent, worked on this social experiment, where she disguised herself and lived as a man for 18 months. She initially did it to prove that society was a patriarchy and that men had it easier than women.

After the process, she found out that the outcome was the opposite in every way possible - and her experiences living as man was so harrowing and depressing, that she was institutionalised and suffered from severe depression for years after the experiment.

Vincent's death was announced August 2022, and people found out that she went to Switzerland for the "deed".

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

Maybe the real retards were the ones paying taxes all along. Maybe I am the true untermensch. A wage-cucked zog cow allowing myself to be milked by dindueesha for such arbitrary and transient principles such as "dignity" and "self-respect."

I am Sisyphus, rolling a wheel of government cheese up a mountain, for eternity.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Mfw I see an impoverished man stealing a single bottle of baby formula for his newborn

[Καλός @realKalos]

"Shitsurei shimaaaasu~"

"Irasshaimase!
Konnichiwa! Ocha demo ikaga desu ka?
Ohayou gozaimasu!
Yokoso!
Onigiri wa chotto hoshii?"

"Hehe, so kawaii! One white monster for a white monster, onegaishimasu."

[kkelsey @kkelsey__spring]

happy lightning mcqueen day!

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

One of the hardest things about suicide is we tend to view it as coloring the whole life before it.

An easy example is DFW. He ultimately killed himself, so that vitiates a lot of his work, the idea goes.

No. He lost the fight one day. He won it for thousands of others.

1/4

[planefag @planefag]

"He lost the fight one day. He won it for thousands of others."

This is an epitaph worthy of kings.

[Kit Sun Cheah @thebencheah]

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because there are fat men selling stolen flour and sugar on the streets.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because there are militants feasting on fruit in hidden tunnels.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because mothers brought out children wasting away from congenital diseases in front of cameras.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because nobody asked where the cafes, restaurants, convenience stores, dessert sellers, markets and malls are getting their supplies from.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because it is inconvenient to ask why overweight Palestinians are sharing videos of themselves cooking and eating on social media.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because there are 700 trucks' worth of aid inside Gaza waiting for NGOs to pick them up.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because the UN allows 88.7% of the aid they do distribute to be looted.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because Hamas executes people who accept GHF aid.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because Egypt keeps the border closed.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because newspapers love their anonymous sources.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because the leaders of Hamas live in luxury in Qatar.

There's a famine in Gaza.

It's because pointing the finger at Israel is easy, convenient, rewarding, and risk-free.

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

"I told you what Obama was doing was a slippery slope."
"But Trump is much worse."
"Yeah, that's how slopes work."

[OTs-14 @PeakKokusai]

@LinkofSunshine This link is probably my favorite curated collection of screenshots, a full +250 pictures of GUI and displays from Evangelion. Pure bliss for those weirdo like me that enjoy design like this.

https://t.co/cro4kOriSt

[planefag @planefag]

I always had a vague idea of TinTin as some globe-spanning adventure stuff, vaguely Indiana Jonesish.

Nobody told me how many fuckin bodies TinTin stacks.

[Καλός @realKalos]

I like my borger with munchable little potatoes... Wonderfully plumpilicious... Delightfully nibblicious... Extra chompy... Nomnomnom~

[BasedBinkie @basedbinkie]

Only the sharpest knights can detect the age of an elf matriarch