Ace

Kind sweet nice boy from the Centennial state.

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Unattractive man with ponytail implanting cybernetic enhancements into my shitty brain and body

[Ace @GlassRadish]

It should never be 83 degrees in Colorado at 10:45 at night. Fuck this.

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Americans realizing that soccer actually whips ass:

[Ace @GlassRadish]

I love my large Norwegian son 🇳🇴

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Haaland DID NOT hold back on trying a New York deli sandwich 😂

(via Snapchat/erling.haaland)

[Ace @GlassRadish]

If there's one thing this team loves, it's drafting goalies.

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

We have drafted goaltender Tobias Tvrznik to the Colorado Avalanche organization!

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Cape Verde about to go the hell off

[Ace @GlassRadish]

If there's any benefit to being too depressed to enjoy video games anymore, it's that the endless price hikes on consoles don't matter to me. Not gonna buy a console I'm never gonna use.

[Ace @GlassRadish]

I wonder if life will ever get better

[Ace @GlassRadish]

I'm pretty goddamn disappointed in myself for letting my weight get to where it is. I've never been heavier than this. I'm really hoping this new medication will help me stop stress/binge eating like I have been for six months. I just need an outlet that isn't food.

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Not looking forward to the doctor telling me that I'm a fat fucking piece of shit and need to lose weight. I like to work out but I have an extremely unhealthy relationship with food. I stress eat so badly 😔

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

ELITE row celebration from Norway after clinching the Round of 32 🇳🇴

Martin Ødegaard led the squad on the drum

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

ERLING HAALAND BAGS A BRACE TO MAKE IT 3-1 NORWAY! 🇳🇴

Truly unreal goalscoring prowess from the Norwegian striker

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Just can't let go of the past. I've felt a constant cycle of numbness, loneliness and crushing sadness. I need something to change before it's too much.

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Going to the doctor tomorrow hopefully they can help fix my rotten jack o lantern of a brain so I can move on with my life.

[Ace @GlassRadish]

My ex girlfriend was approximately 20 billion light years out my league and always worried another girl would steal me away from her. She was so unbelivably beautiful and I'm um...okay in the light right? I guess? I never understood her logic lol

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Tired: Dark side of the moon

Wired: dark side of the game Sqoon

[Ace @GlassRadish]

That was a particularly nasty flareup of tendonitis. I couldn't sleep through the nights because the pain would get so bad that it would wake me up.

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Japan crushed this game!

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Big fan of that song where the dude is like "I'm gonna fuck draculaaaaa" or whatever he says

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Take a bow, man. That was so impressive

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Eloy Room, the 37-year-old USL goalkeeper for Miami FC, had FIFTEEN saves tonight for Curaçao

The 2nd-most all-time in a FIFA World Cup match, just behind Tim Howard 🤯

[Ace @GlassRadish]

Curacao goalie putting in WORK