John Fauxgerty

This is the water, and this is the well.

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

Duke’s Mayo Bowl retweeted something stupid I posted on Twitter, my heart is full 🤍

[Duke's Mayo Bowl @DukesMayoBowl]

Uncanny.

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[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Are we surprised 😼

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I’ve watched this trailer an embarrassing number of times today. Eggers is 4 for 4 and I can’t wait to see this, hopefully on Christmas Day

[Werwulf @werwulfmovie]

Do not dread the darkness. Embrace it.

Robert Eggers' WERWULF is only in theaters this Christmas.

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

@CinemaaNow @werwulfmovie 5 big ol Ws

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Wow wow wow, that was one of the best matches I’ve ever seen…way to go Morocco 🇲🇦

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

Cannot believe these refs let this go to PKs, Germany should have won in extra time and moved on. Worst foul call I’ve seen in a hot minute

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

That Germany foul was baby shit soft, should be the leading goal

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

I wish there was just some switch you could flip that turns off that panicky feeling of everyone staring at you. Haven’t found much (that’s healthy) that can do this, and it would feel like a superpower to not have that annoying weight all the time.

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

This is the toughest thing to master as someone with high social anxiety. If I can concentrate in the moment and everything lines up perfectly it feels amazing and free to not care about what everyone else is doing around me.

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

The problem is that doesn’t happen often. Anxiety usually ramps up before you can logically remind yourself about this, so it’s just a spiral of feeling overwhelmed and awkward and trying fiercely to act normal so people don’t think you’re strange.

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

I like to imagine the ball kid has their own locker with the uniform hung up complete with a plaque and lighting display

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

USA-Bosnia uniform matchup is set.

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

@Kappa_Kappa I always enjoy seeing a long post from you because it means if I read carefully I’ll learn something I wasn’t prepared for

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

Now people aren’t afraid of your boogeyman anymore, they’re just ready to not be price gouged for every good and service that exists in this rotten capitalist hellscape

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

Cracking up watching the Dem establishment freak out in real time about socialism exploding into the scene. You all had decades to do something, anything to make good on campaign promises or do some modicum of good for the people and barely lifted a fucking finger

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

Seeing @EverclearBand for five bucks in my backyard is one hell of a way to spend a Friday night

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Serving up a rent freeze.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

But I was told this wasn’t possible!

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

Onto the knockouts 😤

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What a missile 😱

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

THE @USMNT SCORES IN THE 3RD MINUTE TO TAKE THE LEAD 🇺🇸

First career international goal for Auston Trusty!

[John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist]

@SickosCommittee What a missile!!