Globacom Nigeria

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[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Edwin we just want u 2 learn how to spell "@Mr_Ed_Win: buh glo is some fuckd up network o....hw kan u tell me a number cannot be reached buh

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Khalen khalen khalen... Ur name reminds me of slavery "@kh_len: Glo glo glo... Makes me feel like d network is for vegetable farmers...wack"

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

They are better than your tiny dick #unsatisfiedgirlfriend "@Pappytoms: Small rain, and GLO network be running helter skelter.."

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

After warri boys don fuck u tire u wan seduce us now? Tufia "@NennySapphire: Glo has got to be the most fucked up network after Airtel."

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Its bcz u wanted to beg her 4 free sex "@fikunayo_: Happy birthday to my one and only bday mate @cutephunmy, glo network messed up our convo

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Sharply "@Pousanga: U can like 2 port 2 glo"@CrazedRocka_: Why cant i call people why? Mtn you sucky network :'(""

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

*smh* na wetin dey carry go church abi? Network testing "@taurean04: Churches usually have the best network. Even in BU the best

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Your girlfriend said its better than kissing u. U get mouth odour "@Dr_Cvia: Glo network is terrible in lagos"

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

They should pay for ur boobs job please u need it "@Hawtberryz: Duuuurrrr Etisalat best wink "@danjiggy: Cool network...Glo""

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Its bcz of ur poor grammar "@el_majdhub: Glo network to me is a bunch of nonsenses network that does not worth recommending to peoples full

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Na every night u dey get free sex? "@Jo_papi: Same,they be dne dey mess up sha."@IAmQuebex: Glo I guess RT @AnswerSheet_: Your favorite

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Loyal customer we don dash u Q10 "@Tooyib: Loool, oshey! I'm staying with glo RT @azobo: Etisalat is the best network for BIS, just de

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Austeen Austeen, na una type dey cause war o "@Austeen_: This network PORT tin has caused gobe ooo....see as GLO wash MTN"

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Na sango network u dey use tweet ni? "@iamcustomized: None"@i_tunnes: All"@Yeye_Sch_Boi: Glo,MTN,Etisalat and Airtel.....which network do u

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Terrible sex last night, all the 3 rounds #AngryGirlFriend "@paa_sakyi: bad network the whole day #Glo"

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Pay em back der money o. We r tired of covering 4 u "@drueve21: I like how glo doesn't give me network on my android and makes me get my ms

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

*zooms avi* shitty noni "@CHIQUE_IRONIQUE: Glo Glo. Lataaro ee tie beru oloun. Smh Even network reception in Ibadan is never this shitty."

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Johnny mind your business o "@ShubbyBagz: Glo be dissing every Network. That Nadia advert.Lol"

[Globacom Nigeria @Glo_Nija]

Ashawo y u dey call us at night? U no sabi spell sef "@easydan01: Most of U guys dat re on Glo nite shift custormer care re really not doing