charles

another tech worker in Austin continuously failing upward

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@sheldonlikesyou @femalepencil I’m not sure what you’re talking about. We definitely had to pay for texting prior to blackberry and iPhone.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@MmisterNobody Your mistake is thinking you’re unique and that the ideas in your head weren’t planted there by others. The ads you’re shown are an obvious result of summarizing everything they know about you. It’s not a coincidence you’re thinking about the things they already know about you.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@midpackergeek @EdWhelanEPPC So it’s ok when Trump does it 😂

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@nerdylilpeach No blink contest. Then we play video games.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@ABaby183 You are always helpful. I appreciate you.

[Samuel Cook @samuelcook]

@AaronLCannon "I owe you an honest explanation. I *was* at the meeting, but not in the way you might expect. When you said 'the 5pm meeting yesterday', I took that as an invitation to imagine what the meeting were like had I been there. And that's the mistake."

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@HawkEmDownChris Gary Lawler

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@10zJohnson Stupid was turning a former historic landmark into UFO crash landing site.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@babyj0rdann You know you’re winning and you know you’re right when that’s the type of lowlife shit they pull.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@babyj0rdann People were saying “finally a stadium we won’t be murdered going to” and I was thinking “have these fools ever been to Hammond?

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@babyj0rdann This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@TheBlackSheep84 I’m dumber for having watched this. All of us are dumber for having watched this.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

77 MILLION VOTED FOR THIS 🙄 YOU GUYS MUST BE SO PROUD🤦

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

Who cares what sport it is when everyone is sucking and fucking.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

The fact he’s wearing a very gay football uniform while holding a basketball and propping his foot on another basketball is sending me.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

The fact he’s wearing a very gay football uniform while holding a basketball and propping his foot on another basketball is sending me.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Is he gay??? Roflmao!!!

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@TexasPharmD @statesman @MarkDavis You mean you don’t like the questions asked when they go against your personal agenda.

[charles @GlobalScamArt]

@JoeRoganRecaps There are at least two trillion galaxies in the observable universe.