Netflix: This video for your kids is 20 minutes.
Me: But I need just a few more minutes to keep them occupied while I finish something...
Netflix: Sorry.
Me: document.querySelectorAll('video').forEach(v => v.playbackRate = 0.8)
Netflix: Sssooouuunnndddsss gggoooddd.
🎶 If you're stressed and you're tired, clap your hands..👏 if you're stressed and you're tired clap your hands 👏 if you've lost all motivation and you're waiting for the weekend clap your hands 👏👏
real talk tho youtube is down and it’s 7pm in cali so I wanna extend my gratitude to the team(s) of engineers who are likely stressed and working late to get the site back up. On-call is no joke and outages like this are few and far between because of those folk
@AP (1/2) The justification for this decision seems weak. Twitter has always been a private platform with its own community guidelines which means its users don’t really have freedom of speech on it anyway. I don’t see Trump’s account as a public forum, I could see an argument...