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[STEADYMASHIN’ @GloryBoyRondo]

NOT A 🧊MAN JUST A KOLD PIMP 🏆 BALD HEADED HOE TAKE DA WIG OFF 🤏🏾 https://t.co/J5EcpMBtKE

[BasedDeptGeneral @BasedDeptGnrl]

Fellow Americans, soccer is gay, but from here on out, we root for Norway.

Erling is more American than half the US team. (White/funny/respectful)

The other countries: gay! Especially England and France.

[Sarahh @Sarahhuniverse]

Erling Haaland is one of the fastest players in world football. Standing 1.94m tall and weighing 88kg, his explosive burst of speed allows him to regularly clock top speeds of 35 to 36 km/h during matches. 🇳🇴😍

[H.🚩 @1zzva]

fuck a breakup u ever been in love with a whore

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I honestly think committed relationships are dead…Enjoy the vibe and don't allow people to play with you…You will only know if it's real over time. Respect is key and love is not forced. It's dangerous in today's world to even consider being committed in a relationship especially if you have something going for yourself..I stand on it.

[VMたφ🐏🎸#JeremiahWebbSZN @V_KGM1]

Enough of that shit let’s get back to real football

[☆ @THEUN1VRSE]

They’re so cool genuinely cuz they’ll really just say anything

[K.LIFESTYLE @uptokhalil]

Rylo said “you bought her ass a AP but last night she was on MY watch” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Gold 🇨🇦 @Goldco69]

The "Haaland V Gabriel rivalry"

[sam 🇨🇴🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

The issue is if Haaland was born in America he’d be a division 2 basketball player

[DrewIsSharing @DrewIsSharing]

I would wager that more small batch is awful than commercial.

I mean most commercial it has to have been good enough to make enough money to go commercial.

A lot of small batch growers don’t even smoke other people’s weed, and don’t know what true fire is because they don’t compare themselves to it.

They think their flower is the best in the world because it’s the only flower they’ve smoked for 10 years

[Jay Derrett @JayDerrett]

@appiecule He was eligible to play for England, having been born here. He chose the lower-ranked Norway instead, as his heritage. I can respect that.

[iris! 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisketball]

they playing 200 game seasons now?

[STEADYMASHIN’ @GloryBoyRondo]

Fucking dirty

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The coldest in the game 🥶

[STEADYMASHIN’ @GloryBoyRondo]

my Manchester city Haaland I been knew you was a BOY ♥️ 25 years old btw

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Imagine this:

- Messi reached his 7th World Cup goal across three editions (2006, 2010, 2014).

- Kylian Mbappé reached his 7th across two editions (2018, 2022).

- Miroslav Klose did it across two editions as well (2002, 2006).

- Ronaldo Nazário and Pelé also needed two World Cups to get there.

Then there’s this absolute freak named Erling Haaland, who reached 7 World Cup goals in 4 games and in his very first tournament, playing for Norway of all teams.

I genuinely believe that if Haaland had a national team on the level of France, Spain, or England, he’d have had a real shot at becoming the World Cup’s all-time top scorer within his first two tournaments alone.

An absolute phenomenon.

[KlawWrld @kawhi_ring]

I don't watch football, but why would Ronaldo, if he's the second best player ever, take 20 years to score a single goal when modern-day stars are scoring multiple goals a game?

[D'Ante ⚡️ @DAnteFourPrez]

Bow Wow’s lil film run in the 2000’s is underrated actually. Like Mike, Johnson Family Vacation, Roll Bounce, Tokyo Drift, Lottery Ticket

All classics imo

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

you got one more bro? it’s urgent

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Haaland walking and pretending like he does not know what is happening 😂

He learned well from the master at that.

[BK @BrooklynnKenn]

Rylo said no kids I’m still yo baby daddd