Not Glyn School

This is not Glyn. We are however also founded on the virtues of integrity. DM us any feedback instead of sending letters to Glyn. #ForgiveMeForMySinsGLF

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

What a lovely username! Yours now for only £999.99 Glyn!

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

Merry Christmas. Keep on struggling through. I mean, figuratively. I guess literally when it comes to the swamp and some of those staircases

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Just got some stats back, the snapchat filter was seen 18,403 times. That's crazy!

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

Hope you all liked the filter. Can everyone DM me screenshots of all the snaps in your feeds that use it? I want to get them all together.

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

For one day only

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

Well well well what do we have here?

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

Charge your phones up for school tomorrow and have snapchat installed, you're in for a treat. (maybe)

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

Just to make sure you know, this is a wet floor. Well, at least this one isn't flooded.

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

The fake Not Glyn School Instagram account has now blocked me. #LearnAchieveEnjoyImpersonateParodyAccounts

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

The lack of integrity displayed by whoever has set up this Instagram account is absurd. How dare you plagiarise me.

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

Welcome to the summer term. New term means a new fashion season. This summers hot new trend: out of lesson passes

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

We must stress, even mentioning the word fire may cause the over sensitive fire alarms to go off. Please be careful. https://t.co/tJA7VnwW0U

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

We would like to take this opportunity to express our deepest condolences to those who died in the 24th Great Glyn Fire of 2016.

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

You thought the fire alarms were gone? Hahahaha, the fire alarms have never gone! The fire alarms have become a part of us, they control us!

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

.@TweeterStewart oh my, you're right. @GlynEnglishFac, get on the phone to @GLFSchools!

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@GlynSchool @GLFSchools (and use an apostrophe in the word "it's"...)

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Why is this man talking in the private study? It's meant to be silent. Lead by example. https://t.co/zg7sRZMRPj

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We're ready and waiting for the next fire alarm. See you soon!

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

I think the sound of fire alarms is now more common than the lack of a sound of fire alarms.

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

I think there have now been more fire alarms than I have marks on my coursework.

[Not Glyn School @GlynSchool]

It's -3°C, the ground is frozen, the air is cold. What a great time for a fire alarm!