David Reiss

walks with a limp like an old school pimp.

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

I know one of these guys. Met him at the bottom of the hill. San Francisco.

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@_fleurdepeach Finna? Smart girl in the comments section here! you fkn ngas are all the goddamn same. you realize that your ebonics exclusive thing like 30 years ago right- I would have moved past that and actually upped my sh** by now but apparently you don't understand that

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@BillieReiss @JohNWalaSS Not a single person would jump in to look for him, even though he could be dying.

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

Cool Photo. Night and day

[NASA @NASA]

Airplanes fly about 600 mph, but the @Space_Station orbits our home planet at 17,500 mph and looks like a very bright star moving across the sky. In this view, our orbiting laboratory is crossing the line that separates night & day on Earth. Look closer: https://t.co/LGPinDaztv

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@JohNWalaSS I'll be looking out for you, scumbag.

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@realDonaldTrump What about Cameras? You could have a solid concrete wall with live video covering the entire inner perimeter, with guards watching the videos. This way you could cover more space with less guards.

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@realDonaldTrump This is beyond childish. The President of the United States is having a temper tantrum? What the hell Donnie? You're not looking too strong with these outrageous threats. You have no concern for who you hurt. Even the people who voted for you. The US is not one of your business'

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@KrangTNelson @neiltyson Good thought Mr. Tyson. It's easier to critique someone else's ideas, than it is to have an original one, is it not?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seems to me, if an Octopus wanted to lock a human in a room, it would just need to design the exit with three doorknobs.

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@rustyrockets Your coming dangerously close to being a guru of some kind. You are even begining to look like an Indian mystic. Shave the beard, get back to what your best at - political satire

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@boringcompany You guys have way too much fun to get paid for. Especially you Elon!

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

Anyone picture President Trump doing this?

[Richard Hine @richardhine]

2015: “The President of the United States rushes across the stage like a stage hand to adjust the podium step for.. her Majesty, the Queen of Soul, Aretha Louise Franklin.” @lawrence

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@Dream_68_68 @fgthotmailakp1 @Akparti I mean, I love Turkey, been there several times, but c'mon boys, let's get real.

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@Dream_68_68 @Akparti Dream on. What are you going to do? Hurl rocks at us?

[Waitt Foundation @WaittFdn]

Congrats to New Zealand for being the next country to ban single use plastic bags.
#OceanPlastic
https://t.co/UEQA3USX8H

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@WaittFdn I'm all in on this one step towards sanity!

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@ThingsWork Too long. Should have an intermission break at about 7 seconds!
Otherwise, very informational. I mean: Who knew?

[David Reiss @GmailReiss]

@elonmusk @blake_kistler @BBCWorld I truly believe you are the most humble "billionaire" I've read about. (of course you could be a killer, with a very good PR Team!