Gmanius

Quality is our recipe, sarcasm is our secret ingredient

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@Chris_Mench It’s true … but the good vibe peeps are just chilling around the corner

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@jk_rowling Also gfto my timeline. And life. You syphilitic dumpster fire

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@jk_rowling If only you were defending women’s rights.

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@WholesomeMeme Looks like a job description I can get behind

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@altyjacky It’s barely got to New Zealand so you’ve got a wait ahead of you

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@MonkEmma He’s not a Tory POS selling you out to Russia?

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And THIS is why we should never routinely arm the police.

[The Associated Press @AP]

An Australia police officer who shocked a 95-year-old woman with a Taser is guilty of manslaughter https://t.co/enziXcPWep

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@trader_tony_ Nah I’m your self check out, cause there’s an unexpected item in my bagging area

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@SwitchtoRich @mckjerral @fesshole I’ve personally observed a loaf of bread scan up as 1L of olive oil AND explained to the customer “this is how we know the computers will never take over”

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@jk_rowling Sure thing, “Robert Galbraith” #eyeroll

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@AddyMilly221 @Sandford_Police Tell us you’re a bot without using the words “I’m a bot” 🤣

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@thereadymix @ginnyandersen If you are hallucinating

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@Filhab3 @ginnyandersen If you are hallucinating

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@BlukeAfterDark I know there’s no accounting for taste but this underdone gammon is barely a man

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@A_G_Hawkins

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@thatsdax @dariusrucker Hast thou considered shutting the everlasting fuck up my lord?

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@CUnorthodoxx @PinkNews Crawl back under the rock from whence you came you low-rent troll

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“if you need me i’m one call away”

also me:

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@JoeOrgana It’s always bedtime somewhere in the world