GoAnimate City News

Your local news network for the most effed up, crime-ridden city in the U.S.

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GNN Update: We're getting reports that a McDonald's on 49th Street was completely obliterated after a child grew into a 500 ft beast and wiped the building off the face of the earth, all while shouting "Engage me!"
Investigations pending.

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The GA City Weather Service advises flash flood warning starting Wednesday and lasting about a week.

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GoAnimate City Court votes to enable abortion at parents' request up until the child is 5 years old. Protests ensue from far-right extremest groups who claim, without evidence, that infanticide is evil.

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Don't forget that tonight at 7pm GA Time is the annual GoAnimate Lottery. Tonight, one person in town will be selected to be this year's human sacrifice to the Grounding gods.

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SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING

A Severe Thunderstorm Warning for GoAnimate City is in effect until 10:00:00 AM GAT (GoAnimate Time). Radars have detected a very strong 80 MPH wind from the northeast, which may cause significant damages. Take shelter immediately.

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News Report: Auschwitz Elementary School, Jefferson Middle School, and GoAnimate City Highschool to hold Behavior Card Day this Friday.

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GNN is celebrating 1 year of spreading the news in our screwed up town.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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"It doesn't surprise me one f***ing bit that this sneaky little s*** would pull a stunt like this...had to put up with Dora Marquez's shenanigans for the past 3 f****** years...Never hated a kid more in my 45 f***ing years of life...Damn right the piece of s***is expelled!" (2/2)

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News Update: Principal Miller explodes into a colorful tirade of explicit and highly racist language as he promptly expels school shooter:
"I knew in an instant when I saw his ugly black face that this nasty little n***** would be the greatest source of stress in my life..."(1/2)

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News Update: Little Bill arrested for school shooting at Jefferson Middle School which claimed 10 lives. He has been taken to GoCounty Jail and may or may not get a fair trial.

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Suspect involved in school shooting detained. Officers confirm suspects identity as Bill Glover Jr. "Little Bill."

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Breaking: Jefferson Middle School on lockdown after gunman opened fire in the gymnasium. 5 confirmed deaths and 7 confirmed injuries. More information to come soon.

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@Matthew08858738 @URGrounded4Life Hi Boris. We're writing to invite you to do an interview with anchor Chris DeVon on the 8pm segment. We at GNN simply love hearing about your parenting skills.

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Breaking News: earlier today, screams of terror could be heard from inside the local GameStop as dozens of Black Friday shoppers were violently killed in a bloody massacre by little girl who wanted a retarded-looking video game.
https://t.co/0hzscgnoEZ

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News Flash: In a display of disgraceful behavior yesterday, local town marauder Caillou Anderson (age 10) was seen on video carving up Ann Martin and turning her into a turkey.

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Death toll from recent Purge event amounts to
52,582 people dead.
12,062 people were injured.
394 homes were burned down.
521 people still unaccounted for.
191 Teeth Guy rituals performed. 286 businesses were destroyed. 630 different riots were held. 3 bank robberies happened.

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Breaking: GoAnimate City resembles a war zone in aftermath of the Purge, as citizens put on a grand display of the town's barbarism. Death toll over 10,000 (exact number TBD). Hundreds of homes and buildings torched. 50+ Teeth Guys conjured. PaperLuigi's body found in a dumpster.

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Attention citizens. The GoAnimate Purge is officially over. Have a nice night.

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Callers phone in to report that Dora Marquez and Little Bill Glover were overheard talking about bombing the GoAwayHealth Hospital during the Purge. Authorities warn staff and patients to flee immediately.

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@Ander66son @HarrisonStrack My apologies. We don't ever make threats or badmouth users. This is a parody goanimate account. If you would rather not be tagged or mentioned, this tweet can be deleted and redone without adding you.

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This just in: People in the GA Community seen making preparations for the Annual GoAnimate City Purge. Mrs. Mouth has been observed putting a force field on her's and @BraeutigamSara home. Samster5677 and 1RedBed seen leaving town. @NitroTheFlygon shown boarding up his windows.