Billee Jean

No not like the Michael Jackson song

[Billee Jean @GoForBill]

Babe https://t.co/Bxz7RSkH9v

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

stop what you're doing and just watch this video of john krasinski giggling https://t.co/eQYOCHoJc2

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

Treat her right or Pete Davidson will.

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

My friend Adam has never texted me for a normal reason.

[chu @chuuzus]

nature is actually healing.

[g @littlehammyham]

me pretending like my anxiety isn’t raging inside me while I’m trying to relax and self care

[manny @mannyfidel]

BREAKING: Elon Musk loses "richest man in the world" title to TigBitties420_x

[tubi original movie villain @paulycristo]

how u gonna be called robinhood then shutdown when robin hood shit starts happening

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Billee Jean @GoForBill]

I have never felt such intense secondhand embarrassment, oh my lord

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!

[Tyler Taylor @Showgirltyler]

United States of Anxiety

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

[master chief @Christianx14]

took my drone out the other day and saw some colorful trees 🍁

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

This campaign has some weird slogans

[Danya @dxxnya]

me: i love sleepovers

doctor: this isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the hospital

me: then why do I have this nightgown

doctor: that’s a hospital gown

me: truth or dare

doctor:

me:

doctor: dare

[✩ beanbo baggins ✩ @BBeam_o]

october belongs to HER

[Billee Jean @GoForBill]

😢