Gordie Lucius

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

You know when you cook bacon? How do you get rid of the post stank?

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@theatresports @JessieMcPhee also if someone could help me at my apt?i am slippery, covered in milk , and I slipped and am very vulnerable.

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

#FBF 1999 @billboard @Steveharwell @GregCampMusic

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@theatresports @JessieMcPhee expect this

#gordoesntmessaround

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

Yesterday I left the house without my wallet. When I went to go buy a buss pass I found two pieces of banana bread that felt like a wallet.

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@itstomhill Isn't a dilk also a Dad I'd Like To Know? #TheMoreYouKnow

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

Quickly saw a poster, thought it read "Wigfield" was super excited . It was actually for Hedwig and the angry inch. https://t.co/kroX5dAdye

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@ToddHouseman I used your photo as a background. I count this as a colab. #fsfcor

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

#fsfcor

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

No your not hardcore unless you live #fsfcor

@FreewillPlayers

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

Yooooo squires is bumpin on the thurs!!!! If you're at #SquiresPub come talk to our crew ;)

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

Wow, should go home soon. But these 2.75 pints are sinfully perfect. Druuuunk dad! But also for real gonna have to bus home #squirespub

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

#Squirespub WOW, it is getting late! But when the kids are asleep. Papa can stay this favorite bar. #feelgoOd

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@KentuckyDerby ,I am not denying that hat variety and even quality is low, it's just the sheer fact that I hate big hats. #bigdumbhats

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@KentuckyDerby , SWEET LORD YOU ARE NOW DOING A SEGMENT ON THE BIG HATS!? You really know how to bake my beans. #bigdumbhats

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@KentuckyDerby , thank you for re-fueling my hate for #bigdumbhats. You really have out done yourself .

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@KentuckyDerby , If I had a quarter for every time I saw a big dumb hat I would have $22.50. #bigdumbhats

[Gordie Lucius @GoGoGordonGo]

@KentuckyDerby ? More like world festival of big dumb hats derby. I mean Come on!

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

Fashionable at the Calgary Comic Con.

[Bear Vasquez @Yosemitebear62]

@rikemobertson I wasn't hi, Katy's song has nothing to do with my vid #HowDumbCanUB? https://t.co/9qRN1unEqK