Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝

Equal Parts Wednesday Addams and Amy March. Writer. 90s Grandma. Gymnerd. English Teacher. She/they. Sapphic Ace 🏳️‍🌈

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

People are going to talk about Riverdale in 20 years the same way we talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer now and it isn’t my fault if you aren’t ready to accept that truth

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

Like what if my spine just snaps in half

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

Tony Romo don’t you dare compare yourself to Josh Allen, Allen wins playoff games and is engaged to Hailee Steinfield meanwhile you got dumped by every celebrity you dated.

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

Getting all my hair chopped off next weekend and I’m so ready

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

Oh great, now I game where I get to be annoyed by Tony Romo the whole time

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

@eppierosie Obviously but it has to be target

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

@eppierosie Oh an excuse to shop 👀

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

@eppierosie You’re doing the best job!

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

@eppierosie Me just ranting about how reels doesn’t know how weird I am and how everything on it makes me mad

[Terry McLaurin @TheTerry_25]

Happy for our team, and happy for our fans. On to the next🙏🏾

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

.@MikeSainristil is the first rookie with two interceptions in a playoff game since 2015 🥶

[Ashyle Jordan 🍉🍉 @zeta_noelle]

Please yall...domt fall for this. This is part of his plan for yall to see him as some savior. He's not. He's still the epitome of evil.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

If Congress actually gave a damn about our data privacy, they would’ve passed a sweeping data privacy bill, not a bill targeting TikTok.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

I would trust China with my data long before I would trust the United States with it

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

someone on tiktok said, “we’ve got 7 lex luthors and no superman,” and i can’t stop thinking about it

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

The way I’m already having panic attacks about next weeks game and I don’t even know who we’re playing yet

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

Literally life is not real rn

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

I don’t like how the discourse of teams losing playoff games (particularly in the NFC) is that they are “frauds” the Lions aren’t frauds, they simply lost a football game; it’s the playoffs anything can happen and that doesn’t erase a remarkable season.

[Lexi Dean 🌵🏳️‍🌈📝 @GoGoLexiRanger]

They really did it, and not at the last minute, they really did. They’ve never done this so long as I’ve been alive… I’m shook

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

IM JUST MAD AS HELL CAUSE I LOVED THIS PLACE

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

WHY NOT US?!?!?